the vampire porn 1x21 Isobel / SPN 5x21 Two Minutes To Midnight
Omg omg omg this round I was thoroughly satisfied with both.
1. HOW MUCH ARE DAMON AND ALARIC IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?
Oh, my shiiiiip. 'You're a dick and you kill people but I still see something human in you.'
SERIOUSLY. CONSIDERING WHO IS THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT'S SPELLING I LOVE YOU. My shiiiiiiiiiiiiip. <3333333333333
2. Also, shirtless!Damon = YES PLEASE ANYTIME.
3. On to more coherent stuff: Isobel, you're a high class bitch. Also she's in league with Katherine? WTF. ALSO DNW KATHERINE BACK ANYWHERE, STAY AWAY FROM MY PEOPLE. Thanks. That said, you're also kind of gorgeous.
4. Dear Elena, duh. David Anders is your real father. Consider yourself lucky. Or maybe not.
5. And I'm glad that Jeremy called her on the erasing memory bit. That? Was deserved.
6. Alaric is awesome. Awesome. Awesome. <33333
7. Caroline is getting a loot better, which is good because she doesn't grate on me anymore.
8. Someone please talk me out of shipping Matt/Stefan at utter random. But eh, they're touchy-feely. A lot. O_o
9. Isobel is also a total perv. First she goes for bisexual threesomes and then suggests her daughter an incestuous one? Wooooooow. Way to go, Isobel, A + parenting. Though you're so wrong about Damon being in love with Elena. It's clear that he's in love with your former husband, he just has to realize it.
10. Dear Bonnie, I have this idea that you'll have someone on your conscience very soon, and that that someone isn't going to be either Damon or Stefan. Sorry about that but... eeee. Kudos, really. That was sooo not smart.
11. Jeremy and Anna = ;_________; awwww. The day he finds out that his uncle killed her mom... eeee, I don't like that but whatever. As long as Alaric doesn't die (because Damon can't die, he's a fucking lead, and he likes being a living undead XD) I'll admit I don't exactly care that much. I mean, I care about the plot and stuff but everyone I really do like is kind of safe, so.
12. In conclusion: Damon, I love you and your one-liners of wisdom and you not taking shit from mostly everyone, and awww at his face when Stefan and Elena were hugging. Come on, go hang out with your bff. Y/y? Overall I thought it was goooooddddd. The pacing was excellent, the plot is what it is but I'll admit that I'm invested and my ship is glorious and I don't dislike anyone atm. Yaaaay! Now if the finale is on par... well, shuddup, it's my guilty pleasure and I love eet. ;)
***
Aaand, SPN!
1. Bobby/Crowley is my new ship.
'Then why did you use tongue?'
I died. I DIED. OH GOD NEW OTP FOREVER. Okay maybe not but... SERIOUSLY. TONGUE. AND DEALS. AND THE WHEELCHAIR. AWWWW.
2. Yeah, awww my ass because there's no way this is ending good, considering it's SPN, but whatever. It was hilarious and I loved it. Also Sam 'wait, did you kiss him?' -> ROTFL I ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU WERE AN INNER SLASHER, SAM WINCHESTER. Especially because you seemed to like the Wincest in 4x18. Aaaah, Sam. ;)
3. Okay, since we're talking about Sam, so it seems like he's going to say yes, doesn't it? I'm not doubting that he survives since we do have S6 and I doubt it'd be Sam-less, but duh. *crosses fingers* Anyway, Sam this ep and this season in general = <333333. He was great. And Bobby had a point at the end saying that while he has the dark side he still tries to use it for good. Which is why I <3 Sam anyway, but that's another point I guess. So duh, I'm on team Sam and I cheerlead for him? ;)
4. Pestilence was fucking gross. GROSS, I SAY. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Worst of the horsemen. Or at least, most disgusting. Also he's freaking trashcan man, dammit.
5. WHICH IS WHY I WAS VERY HAPPY THAT IT WAS CASTIEL KICKING HIS ASS. <3333333333333333
6. THAT SAID, OMG OMG OMG CAS ILU. ILU SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN.
I think that my flailing must have something to do with the fact that Misha is adorable whenever on hospital beds (see 24 for further proof), but.. but.. GOD, WHEN HE CALLED DEAN AND HE APOLOGIZED, AWWWWW. AWWWW. AWWWWW. Oh god HIS FACE AND THE LITTLE SMILE. I died. I seriously died at that scene. *draws hearts*
AND THEN HE GOT INTO THE ROOM SAYING HE TOOK THE BUS AND PWNED PESTILENCE ANYWAY. OH, CAS, ILU.
ALSO HE MIGHT BE POWERLESS BUT HE'S A BAMF ANYWAY. WITH THE GUN! AND WHEN HE SAVED SAM! AND WHEN HE WAS LIKE 'DUH SO THIS ISN'T USELESS'! Oh, Castiel, you make my mornings.
7. I had figured he'd get back human by now. Though I guess it means that Jimmy's def. gone? ;____________; I'll.. I'll... I SUPPOSE I'LL DEAL WITH IT ;_____________________;
Yeah, my ass. Anyway. That scene between him and Bobby was precious. Bobby and Cas need moar scenes together, trufax.
8. ALSO BOBBY'S FACE WHEN HE WALKED AGAIN, AWWWWW. <3333
9. Also, Crowley? You're awesome. I don't care how things turn out, but you're awesome and you make me lol like nothing else and oh God the kissing and leading Dean around and Zombieland and everything. A+++++, Crowley, A+.
10. Dear SPN people. I love you and everything. BUT.
See, as a born and bred Italian, you'll agree that I can recognize good pizza from bad pizza probably better than you. And let me tell you two things.
a) That thing Death was eating wasn't even strictly pizza;
b) It looked disgusting, not delicious.
11. That said, MMMM, DEATH. I LIKE YOU. The actor is impressive, wow. I'll admit I liked War better BUT HEY, THAT'S SILAS FROM DEADWOOD FOR YOU. And Smokey too but I like him better when he's Silas. Anyway, that actor totally nailed it. And that scene with Dean in the diner was superb. Well done, show, well done. I liked how it went on. And ha, Dean, you cheated Death enough times, I guess? Also that montage where Oh Death was playing = WOW.
12. Also Dean was great this ep. Nice references, good lines, he was kicking ass, he wasn't being the unrecognizable person of episode 15 through 18, and even though he could have sounded nicer to Cas than 'duh, hi, we thought you were dead' I just reeeaaally approved this ep. Especially the scene with Death. Mm.
13. This thing with Bobby having sold his soul totally does NOT sit well with me, but hey, he got his legs back so it's something? And augh, I'm dreading next week. I don't want anyone to go, dammiiiittt, I <3 them all. ;______________; Though I need to go and say it. Please, Cas, don't bite it. With all the slaughtering going on with Lost I can't take it if it happens. So. Please. Stay alive even if you don't have recharged batteries anymore? Please? ;_____;
14. Also. IF NEXT EPISODE SOMEONE DOESN'T HUG IT'LL BE A CRIME. I was expecting some Bobby/whoever hug when he got his legs back or, y'know, some Team Free Will hugging after killing Pestilence but clearly nooo. Whaaatever. *waits patiently* We do have one per season, right?
Yeah, that's what I think about while watching SPN. Whatever. You know I get stuck on stuff.
15. In conclusion, it made me VERY happy. Now I just hope part II doesn't kill me next week. *crosses fingers*
Phew. Done. Now let's see to accomplish stuff.
1. HOW MUCH ARE DAMON AND ALARIC IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?
Oh, my shiiiiip. 'You're a dick and you kill people but I still see something human in you.'
SERIOUSLY. CONSIDERING WHO IS THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT'S SPELLING I LOVE YOU. My shiiiiiiiiiiiiip. <3333333333333
2. Also, shirtless!Damon = YES PLEASE ANYTIME.
3. On to more coherent stuff: Isobel, you're a high class bitch. Also she's in league with Katherine? WTF. ALSO DNW KATHERINE BACK ANYWHERE, STAY AWAY FROM MY PEOPLE. Thanks. That said, you're also kind of gorgeous.
4. Dear Elena, duh. David Anders is your real father. Consider yourself lucky. Or maybe not.
5. And I'm glad that Jeremy called her on the erasing memory bit. That? Was deserved.
6. Alaric is awesome. Awesome. Awesome. <33333
7. Caroline is getting a loot better, which is good because she doesn't grate on me anymore.
8. Someone please talk me out of shipping Matt/Stefan at utter random. But eh, they're touchy-feely. A lot. O_o
9. Isobel is also a total perv. First she goes for bisexual threesomes and then suggests her daughter an incestuous one? Wooooooow. Way to go, Isobel, A + parenting. Though you're so wrong about Damon being in love with Elena. It's clear that he's in love with your former husband, he just has to realize it.
10. Dear Bonnie, I have this idea that you'll have someone on your conscience very soon, and that that someone isn't going to be either Damon or Stefan. Sorry about that but... eeee. Kudos, really. That was sooo not smart.
11. Jeremy and Anna = ;_________; awwww. The day he finds out that his uncle killed her mom... eeee, I don't like that but whatever. As long as Alaric doesn't die (because Damon can't die, he's a fucking lead, and he likes being a living undead XD) I'll admit I don't exactly care that much. I mean, I care about the plot and stuff but everyone I really do like is kind of safe, so.
12. In conclusion: Damon, I love you and your one-liners of wisdom and you not taking shit from mostly everyone, and awww at his face when Stefan and Elena were hugging. Come on, go hang out with your bff. Y/y? Overall I thought it was goooooddddd. The pacing was excellent, the plot is what it is but I'll admit that I'm invested and my ship is glorious and I don't dislike anyone atm. Yaaaay! Now if the finale is on par... well, shuddup, it's my guilty pleasure and I love eet. ;)
***
Aaand, SPN!
1. Bobby/Crowley is my new ship.
'Then why did you use tongue?'
I died. I DIED. OH GOD NEW OTP FOREVER. Okay maybe not but... SERIOUSLY. TONGUE. AND DEALS. AND THE WHEELCHAIR. AWWWW.
2. Yeah, awww my ass because there's no way this is ending good, considering it's SPN, but whatever. It was hilarious and I loved it. Also Sam 'wait, did you kiss him?' -> ROTFL I ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU WERE AN INNER SLASHER, SAM WINCHESTER. Especially because you seemed to like the Wincest in 4x18. Aaaah, Sam. ;)
3. Okay, since we're talking about Sam, so it seems like he's going to say yes, doesn't it? I'm not doubting that he survives since we do have S6 and I doubt it'd be Sam-less, but duh. *crosses fingers* Anyway, Sam this ep and this season in general = <333333. He was great. And Bobby had a point at the end saying that while he has the dark side he still tries to use it for good. Which is why I <3 Sam anyway, but that's another point I guess. So duh, I'm on team Sam and I cheerlead for him? ;)
4. Pestilence was fucking gross. GROSS, I SAY. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Worst of the horsemen. Or at least, most disgusting. Also he's freaking trashcan man, dammit.
5. WHICH IS WHY I WAS VERY HAPPY THAT IT WAS CASTIEL KICKING HIS ASS. <3333333333333333
6. THAT SAID, OMG OMG OMG CAS ILU. ILU SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN.
I think that my flailing must have something to do with the fact that Misha is adorable whenever on hospital beds (see 24 for further proof), but.. but.. GOD, WHEN HE CALLED DEAN AND HE APOLOGIZED, AWWWWW. AWWWW. AWWWWW. Oh god HIS FACE AND THE LITTLE SMILE. I died. I seriously died at that scene. *draws hearts*
AND THEN HE GOT INTO THE ROOM SAYING HE TOOK THE BUS AND PWNED PESTILENCE ANYWAY. OH, CAS, ILU.
ALSO HE MIGHT BE POWERLESS BUT HE'S A BAMF ANYWAY. WITH THE GUN! AND WHEN HE SAVED SAM! AND WHEN HE WAS LIKE 'DUH SO THIS ISN'T USELESS'! Oh, Castiel, you make my mornings.
7. I had figured he'd get back human by now. Though I guess it means that Jimmy's def. gone? ;____________; I'll.. I'll... I SUPPOSE I'LL DEAL WITH IT ;_____________________;
Yeah, my ass. Anyway. That scene between him and Bobby was precious. Bobby and Cas need moar scenes together, trufax.
8. ALSO BOBBY'S FACE WHEN HE WALKED AGAIN, AWWWWW. <3333
9. Also, Crowley? You're awesome. I don't care how things turn out, but you're awesome and you make me lol like nothing else and oh God the kissing and leading Dean around and Zombieland and everything. A+++++, Crowley, A+.
10. Dear SPN people. I love you and everything. BUT.
See, as a born and bred Italian, you'll agree that I can recognize good pizza from bad pizza probably better than you. And let me tell you two things.
a) That thing Death was eating wasn't even strictly pizza;
b) It looked disgusting, not delicious.
11. That said, MMMM, DEATH. I LIKE YOU. The actor is impressive, wow. I'll admit I liked War better BUT HEY, THAT'S SILAS FROM DEADWOOD FOR YOU. And Smokey too but I like him better when he's Silas. Anyway, that actor totally nailed it. And that scene with Dean in the diner was superb. Well done, show, well done. I liked how it went on. And ha, Dean, you cheated Death enough times, I guess? Also that montage where Oh Death was playing = WOW.
12. Also Dean was great this ep. Nice references, good lines, he was kicking ass, he wasn't being the unrecognizable person of episode 15 through 18, and even though he could have sounded nicer to Cas than 'duh, hi, we thought you were dead' I just reeeaaally approved this ep. Especially the scene with Death. Mm.
13. This thing with Bobby having sold his soul totally does NOT sit well with me, but hey, he got his legs back so it's something? And augh, I'm dreading next week. I don't want anyone to go, dammiiiittt, I <3 them all. ;______________; Though I need to go and say it. Please, Cas, don't bite it. With all the slaughtering going on with Lost I can't take it if it happens. So. Please. Stay alive even if you don't have recharged batteries anymore? Please? ;_____;
14. Also. IF NEXT EPISODE SOMEONE DOESN'T HUG IT'LL BE A CRIME. I was expecting some Bobby/whoever hug when he got his legs back or, y'know, some Team Free Will hugging after killing Pestilence but clearly nooo. Whaaatever. *waits patiently* We do have one per season, right?
Yeah, that's what I think about while watching SPN. Whatever. You know I get stuck on stuff.
15. In conclusion, it made me VERY happy. Now I just hope part II doesn't kill me next week. *crosses fingers*
Phew. Done. Now let's see to accomplish stuff.