Supernatural 5x08 'Changing Channels'
Fuck this and fuck class, I need to review now before I forget stuff. Let's just hope I'm done in ten minutes.
1. OMG THIS WAS LIKE FUCKING MIND-BLOWING. WHAT.
2. So I was cracking up like woah three seconds after the credits started. The sitcom. Oh Jesus THE SITCOM I DIED I DIED AND THEN SAM FOUND THE GHOST IN THE CLOSET. I need that song on my mp3.
3. Dean fangirling Dr. Sexy MD was... PFFFFF. HE'S SO GAY FOR DR SEXY let me tell you. When he was like 'he wears cowboy boots not sneakers' I was like SERIOUSLY. And the nurses ogling them! And the Izzie and Denny and Cristina spoof! And more than that, THE ELEVATOR. GOD. THE ELEVATOR. Now I want to write Dean/Cas elevator-in-the-tv-show-porn. I watched enough Grey's to be familiar with that.
Though wait, so Sam was supposed to be a mix between Burke and McSteamy and Dean was supposed to be McDreamy or stuff? God, I loved it.
4. THE JAPANESE QUIZ SHOW = OMGWHAT. I was like 'RUBY GTFO' and then 'ewwwwwwwwww' when Sam got hit because seriously, what. Crazy. And then THERE WAS THE MOST EPIC CAS ENTRANCE EVER. BECAUSE IT WAS SO MUCH LOL OH GOD. Also, Dean speaking Japanese? Hot. Hot. Hot. *kink hit*
Though seriously, is someone wanking about how he answered his question? Because really. I mean. He didn't even fucking know what he was saying.
4b. THE TRICKSTER DOESN'T LIKE PRETTY BOY ANGELS.
I THREW A FIT.
5. THE HERPES COMMERCIAL OH GOD BRB LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. Same thing with the sitcome oh my god. When they went and pulled the trick on us I was already crying from laughter.
6. CSI spoof = PERFECTION. Jesus when Dean was saying 'I hate crime procedural shows' I was like YES YES I LOVE YOU because God, I hate all of them except for CSI NY which has Gary Sinise and therefore can't suck. And they don't wear sunglasses. And THE HORATIO CAINE IMPRESSION OH GOD Jared was awesome in that. *snort* Also considering that IMO Miami is the most uselessly boring one it was even funnier.
7. So Sam being the car was a Knight Rider spoof? Damn, I totally missed that one. Though well, I cracked like a few other things.
8. I LOVE HOW THEY WERE ALL CONCERNED ABOUT CAS, THE BOTH OF THEM. CAN I HOPE IT'S THE START OF MY BFFS OT3??
9. By the way, before going on to serious things, I maintain that Castiel was beat up because he was fighting the Smoke Monster on the island. Or anyway I maintain that he sent Cas in Lost, lol. God, if only they had done this in S3 when Lost was against them...
10. SO WHAT THE FUCK THE TRICKSTER IS GABRIEL?? My mind went like 'WHAT' for one full minute before catching up with it. And jeeez aren't those angels totally fucked in here? I mean they get bored and yay, let's become a pagan God and kill people?
Whatever, it's so freaking cool that I'll overlook the fact that they're using lore as they please, lol.
11. I loved that they left him alive though. Though well, how do you kill an angel? I guess they just could either leave him there or free him. :/
12. ARGH I HOPE IT DOESN'T END UP WITH THEM KILLING EACH OTHER ;____________; even though well, Raphael when Dean and Cas questioned him was like 'PESSIMISM ALL OVER', Gabriel!Trickster here is 'EVEN MORE PESSIMISM ALL OVER' and Zach is usually like 'YOU GIVE YOURSELF OVER OR EVEN MOAR PESSIMISM ALL OVER' so maybe it's just that the angels are depressing pessimists who can't have fun and when they think it has one bad outcome they don't consider other options? I hope? Please? Even though it'd make sense if they would but... ;_;
13. Also wtf with any other angel going at Cas like 'SEARCHING FOR GOD? I'M SURE IT SUCKS'. I mean, right, I guess they would but whaaat. Can there be like ONE of the bunch on his side? No, eh?
14. Was it me or at one point Sam was like 'you don't mess with Cas and hope we forget it'? Because as I said before, I want my BFF OT3 sooner than later.
15. Also, I loved Dean being like 'STAND UP TO YOUR FAMILY BITCHES (like my bff is doing)'. Because hell, YES. That.
16. I maintain that Cas got on the car with them and they went to a diner and bonded over flipping TV shows and Cas was like 'I was in this weird show where crazy people crash on an island and I was fighting this entity which looked dangerously like a demon but was a smoke monster' and those other two would be like 'WHY DID YOU GET THE EXCITING WTF ONE?'.
Yeah, I might want to write that. Someday. Someday.
17. And how does this show manage to pull deep fried angst out of freaking deep fried CRACK? Because the last ten mins after the Knightrider spoof ended were seriously making me want to cry and for all the rest of the episode? Totally NOT that.
18. Herpes commercial = win.
19. I'm sure I had more important things to say but I should have been heading to class already and I'm not and I need to run and see you this afternoon with the vampire porn.
I love this show. Did I say it already? <3
1. OMG THIS WAS LIKE FUCKING MIND-BLOWING. WHAT.
2. So I was cracking up like woah three seconds after the credits started. The sitcom. Oh Jesus THE SITCOM I DIED I DIED AND THEN SAM FOUND THE GHOST IN THE CLOSET. I need that song on my mp3.
3. Dean fangirling Dr. Sexy MD was... PFFFFF. HE'S SO GAY FOR DR SEXY let me tell you. When he was like 'he wears cowboy boots not sneakers' I was like SERIOUSLY. And the nurses ogling them! And the Izzie and Denny and Cristina spoof! And more than that, THE ELEVATOR. GOD. THE ELEVATOR. Now I want to write Dean/Cas elevator-in-the-tv-show-porn. I watched enough Grey's to be familiar with that.
Though wait, so Sam was supposed to be a mix between Burke and McSteamy and Dean was supposed to be McDreamy or stuff? God, I loved it.
4. THE JAPANESE QUIZ SHOW = OMGWHAT. I was like 'RUBY GTFO' and then 'ewwwwwwwwww' when Sam got hit because seriously, what. Crazy. And then THERE WAS THE MOST EPIC CAS ENTRANCE EVER. BECAUSE IT WAS SO MUCH LOL OH GOD. Also, Dean speaking Japanese? Hot. Hot. Hot. *kink hit*
Though seriously, is someone wanking about how he answered his question? Because really. I mean. He didn't even fucking know what he was saying.
4b. THE TRICKSTER DOESN'T LIKE PRETTY BOY ANGELS.
I THREW A FIT.
5. THE HERPES COMMERCIAL OH GOD BRB LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. Same thing with the sitcome oh my god. When they went and pulled the trick on us I was already crying from laughter.
6. CSI spoof = PERFECTION. Jesus when Dean was saying 'I hate crime procedural shows' I was like YES YES I LOVE YOU because God, I hate all of them except for CSI NY which has Gary Sinise and therefore can't suck. And they don't wear sunglasses. And THE HORATIO CAINE IMPRESSION OH GOD Jared was awesome in that. *snort* Also considering that IMO Miami is the most uselessly boring one it was even funnier.
7. So Sam being the car was a Knight Rider spoof? Damn, I totally missed that one. Though well, I cracked like a few other things.
8. I LOVE HOW THEY WERE ALL CONCERNED ABOUT CAS, THE BOTH OF THEM. CAN I HOPE IT'S THE START OF MY BFFS OT3??
9. By the way, before going on to serious things, I maintain that Castiel was beat up because he was fighting the Smoke Monster on the island. Or anyway I maintain that he sent Cas in Lost, lol. God, if only they had done this in S3 when Lost was against them...
10. SO WHAT THE FUCK THE TRICKSTER IS GABRIEL?? My mind went like 'WHAT' for one full minute before catching up with it. And jeeez aren't those angels totally fucked in here? I mean they get bored and yay, let's become a pagan God and kill people?
Whatever, it's so freaking cool that I'll overlook the fact that they're using lore as they please, lol.
11. I loved that they left him alive though. Though well, how do you kill an angel? I guess they just could either leave him there or free him. :/
12. ARGH I HOPE IT DOESN'T END UP WITH THEM KILLING EACH OTHER ;____________; even though well, Raphael when Dean and Cas questioned him was like 'PESSIMISM ALL OVER', Gabriel!Trickster here is 'EVEN MORE PESSIMISM ALL OVER' and Zach is usually like 'YOU GIVE YOURSELF OVER OR EVEN MOAR PESSIMISM ALL OVER' so maybe it's just that the angels are depressing pessimists who can't have fun and when they think it has one bad outcome they don't consider other options? I hope? Please? Even though it'd make sense if they would but... ;_;
13. Also wtf with any other angel going at Cas like 'SEARCHING FOR GOD? I'M SURE IT SUCKS'. I mean, right, I guess they would but whaaat. Can there be like ONE of the bunch on his side? No, eh?
14. Was it me or at one point Sam was like 'you don't mess with Cas and hope we forget it'? Because as I said before, I want my BFF OT3 sooner than later.
15. Also, I loved Dean being like 'STAND UP TO YOUR FAMILY BITCHES (like my bff is doing)'. Because hell, YES. That.
16. I maintain that Cas got on the car with them and they went to a diner and bonded over flipping TV shows and Cas was like 'I was in this weird show where crazy people crash on an island and I was fighting this entity which looked dangerously like a demon but was a smoke monster' and those other two would be like 'WHY DID YOU GET THE EXCITING WTF ONE?'.
Yeah, I might want to write that. Someday. Someday.
17. And how does this show manage to pull deep fried angst out of freaking deep fried CRACK? Because the last ten mins after the Knightrider spoof ended were seriously making me want to cry and for all the rest of the episode? Totally NOT that.
18. Herpes commercial = win.
19. I'm sure I had more important things to say but I should have been heading to class already and I'm not and I need to run and see you this afternoon with the vampire porn.
I love this show. Did I say it already? <3