Vampire Porn 1x06 'Lost Girls' / Supernatural 5x06 'I believe The Children Are Our Future'
OMG this week it was actually semi-good stuff.
1. I think that anything intelligent I might have said vanished from my head when Damon and Vicky there had their let's-get-wasted gig. I. Sort. Of. Died. I mean. HIS PRETTINESS DANCING AROUND GETTING WASTED WITH HIS SHIRT OPEN.
This show is so much fanservice I can't wrap my head around it. *drools*
2. The period part was HILARIOUS. Well it was nice to see both Stefan and Damon being friendly and with a healthy skin color, but Paul Wesley's hair was RIDICULOUS and while His Prettiness pulled the hat off, more or less... he was kind of better with the military uniform.
3. Poor Vicki, getting mindfucked every day and the other. Though at least HER STORY GOT INTERESTING! I just hope she doesn't revert to the whole push and pull with Elena's brother because BLAH. Also whenever she was drinking blood I was like LOLOLOLFEMALESAMWINCHESTER. If I ever write that crossover I'm hooking them up, lolol.
4. I like Matt. He's underused.
5. Poor Stefan, this wasn't his best day. Even though the bluette shirt looks good on PW, I have to admit that.
6. I still don't get wtf all the townspeople know and wtf is about Elena's watch.
7. Whateverthehell, who am I trying to fool. The only things I was caring about here was His Prettiness' smirking. And being awesome. And feeding people blood. And being the Cas of the situation with the cellphones and that hair and the leather jacket and that last scene with Elena and omg *dies* that guy kills me. He kills meee.
8. Well. That's, uh, it I think. I watch this stuff for a reason.
Aaaandd, SPN!
1. As catoasapun already noticed... seriously. Eleven year old Antichrist dispatched by demons? I was surprised he wasn't named Adam Young and didn't have three weird friends. Between the Lost stuff and this total absolute Good Omens ripoff this show is becoming the hugest crossover ever existed.
2. That said, the kid was adorable. I want him, Sam, Dean, Bobby and Cas to be a huge dysfunctional X-Men like family. ♥ ♥ ♥
3. DEAN OMG LOL. LOLOL. ILUSFM IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Between the faces, the hand, the 'kid you're awesome', the x-men stuff and THE HAM, GOD THE HAM, I was dying. Dean. Never. Ever. Change. *still cracks up*
4. Though about the ham? CALL BENRY. He'll cut it just perfectly just for you. And he might be actually useful.
5. SAM I LOVE YOU. Why yeah I never actually stopped even if in the last half of S4 I'd have totally given him a smack in order to get his head back where it should've been, but this episode! He was so great! I loved the speech he gave to Castiel and the kid and that he was so relieved about him choosing the right thing and being generally awesome. SAM! <33333
6. Also, wtf was with the whole Sam/Castiel eyefuck of doom? Because there totally was. Are they finally starting to get them interacting so that I can finally manage to do some threesome action? *cough*
7. About Castiel, duh. I was kind of wtf when he was like let's murder the kid, but I'll give him a pass. I mean, I was kind of missing inhuman!Cas lately, and anyway seriously, just him would go and apologize before killing someone. I think he was kind of out of line when he was talking to Sam though and I wish I remembered who is in my fl who said stuff I generally agreed with but I can't. I think he was just scared shitless of what could happen if the kid made the wrong choice especially after the whole crap that went down, which doesn't exactly justify anything but I can sorta see his point. And he was all contrite in the end, aw. Good thing that he has figured out he had it all wrong this round. Also the guy still totally is new at the whole I-don't-have-orders thing, I'll allow him some fucking up.
8. ACTION FIGURE!CAS: I WANT ONE. THIS IS MY ONLY COMMENT. I WANT ONE SO BADLY. SO BADLY.
9. DEAN WITH THE FARTING PILLOW. JESUS. CHRIST. LOLOLOLOL. AND GETTING CAS TO SIT ON THAT LOL AGAIN FOREVER. CAS BEING TOTALLY EMBARRASSED AND SAM GLARING AT DEAN LOLOL. THEY CAN TEAM UP AND PRANK HIM BACK OR SOMETHING. LOL. I DIED.
10. Also I loled at the Bible line. Pfff. Cas, go tell that on TV or something.
11. THE KID IN THE END HE WAS SO AWESOME. <333 I kind of wished he'd go to Bobby's and start the X-Men school but whatever, I hope he shows up again. He just owned everyone. Totally with Dean on that. <33333
11. Awww at 'my dad told me another kind of stories' and Sam cooking alone. ;____; While there's implied stuff in this I would like to meta about I had classes and I need to go talking with my possible thesis supervisor if I decide to do it with her in an hour and I can't put it together, so maybe next time. Also I loved Sam's speeches to the kid. Just. <33333
12. Then I'm sure I had stuff to say but I can't remember. Daammiiit. That's why I hate doing reviews eight hours after I watch episodes, dammit. Next time I'll have to write it as I watch or something.
13. Also, Dean and Sam working together so well and smooth and just being awesome warmed my heart. <33333333333333 I love it when they're doing it and not hiding stuff anymore and just, YES. <333333
Okay, I need to have a shower, then go talking with the supervisor and then possibly writing. Thaat's all for now. Even though I should have a real entry up soon. Maybe when I finish SFU S3 which will probably be tomorrow.
1. I think that anything intelligent I might have said vanished from my head when Damon and Vicky there had their let's-get-wasted gig. I. Sort. Of. Died. I mean. HIS PRETTINESS DANCING AROUND GETTING WASTED WITH HIS SHIRT OPEN.
This show is so much fanservice I can't wrap my head around it. *drools*
2. The period part was HILARIOUS. Well it was nice to see both Stefan and Damon being friendly and with a healthy skin color, but Paul Wesley's hair was RIDICULOUS and while His Prettiness pulled the hat off, more or less... he was kind of better with the military uniform.
3. Poor Vicki, getting mindfucked every day and the other. Though at least HER STORY GOT INTERESTING! I just hope she doesn't revert to the whole push and pull with Elena's brother because BLAH. Also whenever she was drinking blood I was like LOLOLOLFEMALESAMWINCHESTER. If I ever write that crossover I'm hooking them up, lolol.
4. I like Matt. He's underused.
5. Poor Stefan, this wasn't his best day. Even though the bluette shirt looks good on PW, I have to admit that.
6. I still don't get wtf all the townspeople know and wtf is about Elena's watch.
7. Whateverthehell, who am I trying to fool. The only things I was caring about here was His Prettiness' smirking. And being awesome. And feeding people blood. And being the Cas of the situation with the cellphones and that hair and the leather jacket and that last scene with Elena and omg *dies* that guy kills me. He kills meee.
8. Well. That's, uh, it I think. I watch this stuff for a reason.
Aaaandd, SPN!
1. As catoasapun already noticed... seriously. Eleven year old Antichrist dispatched by demons? I was surprised he wasn't named Adam Young and didn't have three weird friends. Between the Lost stuff and this total absolute Good Omens ripoff this show is becoming the hugest crossover ever existed.
2. That said, the kid was adorable. I want him, Sam, Dean, Bobby and Cas to be a huge dysfunctional X-Men like family. ♥ ♥ ♥
3. DEAN OMG LOL. LOLOL. ILUSFM IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Between the faces, the hand, the 'kid you're awesome', the x-men stuff and THE HAM, GOD THE HAM, I was dying. Dean. Never. Ever. Change. *still cracks up*
4. Though about the ham? CALL BENRY. He'll cut it just perfectly just for you. And he might be actually useful.
5. SAM I LOVE YOU. Why yeah I never actually stopped even if in the last half of S4 I'd have totally given him a smack in order to get his head back where it should've been, but this episode! He was so great! I loved the speech he gave to Castiel and the kid and that he was so relieved about him choosing the right thing and being generally awesome. SAM! <33333
6. Also, wtf was with the whole Sam/Castiel eyefuck of doom? Because there totally was. Are they finally starting to get them interacting so that I can finally manage to do some threesome action? *cough*
7. About Castiel, duh. I was kind of wtf when he was like let's murder the kid, but I'll give him a pass. I mean, I was kind of missing inhuman!Cas lately, and anyway seriously, just him would go and apologize before killing someone. I think he was kind of out of line when he was talking to Sam though and I wish I remembered who is in my fl who said stuff I generally agreed with but I can't. I think he was just scared shitless of what could happen if the kid made the wrong choice especially after the whole crap that went down, which doesn't exactly justify anything but I can sorta see his point. And he was all contrite in the end, aw. Good thing that he has figured out he had it all wrong this round. Also the guy still totally is new at the whole I-don't-have-orders thing, I'll allow him some fucking up.
8. ACTION FIGURE!CAS: I WANT ONE. THIS IS MY ONLY COMMENT. I WANT ONE SO BADLY. SO BADLY.
9. DEAN WITH THE FARTING PILLOW. JESUS. CHRIST. LOLOLOLOL. AND GETTING CAS TO SIT ON THAT LOL AGAIN FOREVER. CAS BEING TOTALLY EMBARRASSED AND SAM GLARING AT DEAN LOLOL. THEY CAN TEAM UP AND PRANK HIM BACK OR SOMETHING. LOL. I DIED.
10. Also I loled at the Bible line. Pfff. Cas, go tell that on TV or something.
11. THE KID IN THE END HE WAS SO AWESOME. <333 I kind of wished he'd go to Bobby's and start the X-Men school but whatever, I hope he shows up again. He just owned everyone. Totally with Dean on that. <33333
11. Awww at 'my dad told me another kind of stories' and Sam cooking alone. ;____; While there's implied stuff in this I would like to meta about I had classes and I need to go talking with my possible thesis supervisor if I decide to do it with her in an hour and I can't put it together, so maybe next time. Also I loved Sam's speeches to the kid. Just. <33333
12. Then I'm sure I had stuff to say but I can't remember. Daammiiit. That's why I hate doing reviews eight hours after I watch episodes, dammit. Next time I'll have to write it as I watch or something.
13. Also, Dean and Sam working together so well and smooth and just being awesome warmed my heart. <33333333333333 I love it when they're doing it and not hiding stuff anymore and just, YES. <333333
Okay, I need to have a shower, then go talking with the supervisor and then possibly writing. Thaat's all for now. Even though I should have a real entry up soon. Maybe when I finish SFU S3 which will probably be tomorrow.