fic, Lost: Craphole Island’s Very First Open Shirt Seminar (Desmond/Sayid, Jack/Sawyer), PG13

[janie_tangerine]

Well, I said I was going to do it and I did it.

Title: Craphole Island’s Very First Open Shirt Seminar
Characters/Pairing: Desmond/Sayid, Jack/Sawyer, Sun/Jin, Charlie/Claire, Juliet/Kate and maybe someone else that I don't remember.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was mine, it'd be like this. Clearly it isn't.
Word count: around 4800
Spoilers: Up to

Comments

[lasamy]

LO SAI CHE TE QUIERO ♥

“Uhm, I’d ask for a double date?”
I'm serious, BROTHA...when you're done with Al-Jazeera....and James' done with Jackass....XD

[janie_tangerine]

LOL e tu sai che te quiero tambien ;)

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I'm serious, BROTHA...when you're done with Al-Jazeera....and James' done with Jackass....XD

They're all yours ;)

[lasamy]

guarda caso a te rimangono Sayid e Jack XDDD che organization :D

[janie_tangerine]

Davvero *g* *si frega le mani*

[janie_tangerine]

Thank you! Heeee, wouldn't Sayid take all the possible notes in the world? ;) glad you liked the ending! I firmly believe that sex solves every possible problem. Srsly ;)

So really glad you liked it!

[elliotsmelliot]

You are the equivalent of my fandom blue shirt. Seriously, you need to host a crack fic blue shirt seminar and let us know how you do it.

I have so much love for this story! First you start of so serious with flashes Des all worried they are going to throw him out (though I was a bit distracted from his angst because of the bare feet situation.)

Then the giggles arrived!

-Sayid so serious with his note taking and sketches
-Charlie with his marks and desire for certificates. You should icon one for him.
-Jin looking lovely in mauve. I know that shirt and concur!
-Random red shirt girl swooning like a fan girl.
-Locke quitting because he favoured t-shirts.
-Jack not getting it but then getting it .
-Desmond ravishing Sayid!
-Juliet being disappointed she couldn't betray anyone.

And if he couldn’t, maybe Sawyer could hold one on how to be absolutely sexy while reading and wearing hideous glasses.

I smell sequel!

[janie_tangerine]

Should I write some meta on how I write crack? Because I can totally try it, even if it would probably make less sense than the crack ;)

Bare feet! Of course I have to have them. Our latest kink can't be left alone, can it?

Sayid taking notes was a thoroughly amusing idea, but he seems like one who would do it. I'll sure do that icon! Jin doesn't get nearly enough appreciation *nods frantically*. The red shirt swooning was actually the easier part, y'know, I just made her say what I'd have said ;) the Jack/Sawyer, I couldn't resist. And ravaging Sayid was mandatory after that pic!

Who knows. Maybe in a while everyone is going to wear glasses on the island!

Thank you so much, I'm really so glad you liked this! ♥

[elliotsmelliot]

If you wrote a meta you should do it in crack form with fan girls gathered around a table and Sawyer as your model!

[janie_tangerine]

Oh yeah, the happy challenge! *smacks herself on the head* I knew I was forgetting something ;)

Well, Kate got laid, too! And she got Juliet, not that bad ;) I seriously think that a massive sex session would benefit everyone on the island ;)

Sawyer IS super sexy indeed *sighs* and clearly he knows his way around *g* Thanks so much, glad you liked it! ♥

[sapphire_child]

*collapses onto the floor laughing*

Sayid...taking notes...has to be just about the best thing ever.

[janie_tangerine]

It was a waaay too amusing image not to go with it ;) thanks, glad you had a good laugh!

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