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*tried to make this entry as swear-filled as possible! HUZZAH FOR PROFANITY!*
SO! I just got back from looking at cars with my Grandpa and Kevin! Good ol' Kevin... helping a brother out... what a guy! The first car I looked at was an late 80s early 90s Honda Civic... it ran fine but had a LOT of miles on it (166,000) and some of the speakers were blown... so that's a NO!... the other car I looked at with my Grandpa was a 91 Buick Park Ave. it didn't have that many miles on it (132,000), but the paint job was kinda chipping.... I just wish I could find a cool Accord or Civic or Volvo... under 3500... that would be rad! Everyone keep an eye out for me please!
IN OTHER NEWS!
I think my Journalism teacher thinks I suck... I don't know for sure... I just have a wierd feeling... My story is going on the front page and she said I didn't need to revise it any... which is rad I suppose. There's this kid in my class named Matt and everyone gives him shit because they think he's wierd... I think he's cool though... he's a conpiracy theorist and he's really into Star Wars, comics, and Kevin Smith... so he's cool in my book... he's really interesting!
I put most of my CDs on to my iPod and I still don't feel like I have anything to listen too... RARR!!! I just bought "Rockin' the Suburbs" Ben Folds' 2001 release... it's rad if you as me! I really think I have an unhealthy obsession with Ben Folds... I may need a 12-step program.
I'm reading this RAD! book called Choke... It's by the same guy who wrote Fight Club... I can't pronouce his last name for the life of me... so we're just going to call him Chuck... CHUCK FOR PRES!
I was in a really creative mood last night so Mark White and I went to the MartWal and bought a whole bunch of T-Shirt making supplies... He's going to make some Mook related T-Shirts (well really I'm going to make them... he's just going to tell me what they say) and I'm going to make 3 T-Shirts
1. FRONT- Ben Folds is my Hero
2. FRONT- Hate to be Loved BACK- River City Rebels
I'm not really sure about the third one... I wish I had one of those cool computer t-shirt making programs so I could take a picture of Lil' Jon and put it on a t-shirt... it would say... Lil' Jon for President and it would have a picture of him and his CRUNK! cup... and on the back it would say UP THE CRUNX! hahahaha!!!! Lil' Jon's silly!!! If any of you kids have some cool t-shirt ideas... shoot them my way via comment!
School is going alright I suppose... I have to write a narrative essay but I'm not sure what to write it about...
1. My first Warped Tour
2. Brandon's Death
3. The first time I heard Weezer
4. When I went into High School
Those are my options... I was considering writing it over my parent's divorce... but that's cliche. I'm not sure... I haven't been in the writing mood lately... I really need a personal assistant to help me make decisions... I could pay them in sexual favors... ok maybe not... JUST KIDDING! I also have to make questions for my class in Public Speaking... the questions are supposed to be about my Demonstration Speech which I haven't picked out a topic for either... I LOSE!
1. Demonstrate how to play a cool song on my git-fiddle
2. Demonstrate how to make a pillow
CHOICES CHOICES!!!! I also have to decide what my stories are going to be for the March issue of the paper... I want to do something cool! Not necessarily Front Page cool... but something that people would really LOVE to read... Ms. Anthony wants me to do a story on iPods since they're trendy... but I want to do something else... something really MEMORABLE! Damn I wish I was smart! I need to watch the news more often... I don't like WATCHING the news though... I'd much rather listen to NPR... I also have a Math test on Thursday... I'll probably fail it and then comense to cutting myself... huzzah!
I lost 5 pounds my first week of Weight Watchers... which is totally awesome!!!!! I feel like I have so much more energy!!! HURRAY!!! Let's go run a marathon!!! OK... maybe not that much energy... maybe let's go walk around the mall... ok there we go!! SPEED WALK! My goal is to lose 6 pounds this week... I've been drinking lots of coffee lately so I've probably gained like 8 pounds... I've been trying to get everything in "skinny" form though... which is good! I'm in love with Panera all over again... I've been getting Garden Veggie sandwiches and Fandango Salads... they're fabulous... last night I had a rasberry brownie... WHICH WAS BAD! but that's ok I suppose! Hopefully when I'm thinner I'm hotter... but probably not...
BJ and Jim are still bugging me about Drury... I don't know how I'd ever pay for it... Cof O is so much less expensive... but Donnie Cockrum goes there... and I don't think he's gotten that cock out of his ass yet... so he's probably the same old dickcheese. I hate that kid! He is a prime example of wasted talent... talent wasted on such a cocksmoker!
See Also: Ana Burger
See Also: Linkin Park
I love sophmorical insults! Like GAYWAD! HAHAHAHA! That's hysterical! Anyway... I don't think I'm cool enough for Drury's theatre department... if wither of those boys read that they would stab me... but I'm just worried that they're going to be like "WOW!!! You SUCK!! Kill yourself immediatly!"
I wish Jerry and JAG would come back into town... I miss Jerry a lot!!! I miss David a lot too... but he's supposed to be back in March!!! HURRAY!
Well I think that's all I have to report... like anyone is reading any of this shit anyway... so I'll close with "FUCK YOU GUYS!" because none of you have probably made it to the end of this long drawn out entry.... as if you even opened it in the first place...
If you, by some act of god, got to the end of this... please reward yourself with a dollar and a swift kick in the balls and or ass!
SIGNED:
The Ness-a-nator!
SO! I just got back from looking at cars with my Grandpa and Kevin! Good ol' Kevin... helping a brother out... what a guy! The first car I looked at was an late 80s early 90s Honda Civic... it ran fine but had a LOT of miles on it (166,000) and some of the speakers were blown... so that's a NO!... the other car I looked at with my Grandpa was a 91 Buick Park Ave. it didn't have that many miles on it (132,000), but the paint job was kinda chipping.... I just wish I could find a cool Accord or Civic or Volvo... under 3500... that would be rad! Everyone keep an eye out for me please!
IN OTHER NEWS!
I think my Journalism teacher thinks I suck... I don't know for sure... I just have a wierd feeling... My story is going on the front page and she said I didn't need to revise it any... which is rad I suppose. There's this kid in my class named Matt and everyone gives him shit because they think he's wierd... I think he's cool though... he's a conpiracy theorist and he's really into Star Wars, comics, and Kevin Smith... so he's cool in my book... he's really interesting!
I put most of my CDs on to my iPod and I still don't feel like I have anything to listen too... RARR!!! I just bought "Rockin' the Suburbs" Ben Folds' 2001 release... it's rad if you as me! I really think I have an unhealthy obsession with Ben Folds... I may need a 12-step program.
I'm reading this RAD! book called Choke... It's by the same guy who wrote Fight Club... I can't pronouce his last name for the life of me... so we're just going to call him Chuck... CHUCK FOR PRES!
I was in a really creative mood last night so Mark White and I went to the MartWal and bought a whole bunch of T-Shirt making supplies... He's going to make some Mook related T-Shirts (well really I'm going to make them... he's just going to tell me what they say) and I'm going to make 3 T-Shirts
1. FRONT- Ben Folds is my Hero
2. FRONT- Hate to be Loved BACK- River City Rebels
I'm not really sure about the third one... I wish I had one of those cool computer t-shirt making programs so I could take a picture of Lil' Jon and put it on a t-shirt... it would say... Lil' Jon for President and it would have a picture of him and his CRUNK! cup... and on the back it would say UP THE CRUNX! hahahaha!!!! Lil' Jon's silly!!! If any of you kids have some cool t-shirt ideas... shoot them my way via comment!
School is going alright I suppose... I have to write a narrative essay but I'm not sure what to write it about...
1. My first Warped Tour
2. Brandon's Death
3. The first time I heard Weezer
4. When I went into High School
Those are my options... I was considering writing it over my parent's divorce... but that's cliche. I'm not sure... I haven't been in the writing mood lately... I really need a personal assistant to help me make decisions... I could pay them in sexual favors... ok maybe not... JUST KIDDING! I also have to make questions for my class in Public Speaking... the questions are supposed to be about my Demonstration Speech which I haven't picked out a topic for either... I LOSE!
1. Demonstrate how to play a cool song on my git-fiddle
2. Demonstrate how to make a pillow
CHOICES CHOICES!!!! I also have to decide what my stories are going to be for the March issue of the paper... I want to do something cool! Not necessarily Front Page cool... but something that people would really LOVE to read... Ms. Anthony wants me to do a story on iPods since they're trendy... but I want to do something else... something really MEMORABLE! Damn I wish I was smart! I need to watch the news more often... I don't like WATCHING the news though... I'd much rather listen to NPR... I also have a Math test on Thursday... I'll probably fail it and then comense to cutting myself... huzzah!
I lost 5 pounds my first week of Weight Watchers... which is totally awesome!!!!! I feel like I have so much more energy!!! HURRAY!!! Let's go run a marathon!!! OK... maybe not that much energy... maybe let's go walk around the mall... ok there we go!! SPEED WALK! My goal is to lose 6 pounds this week... I've been drinking lots of coffee lately so I've probably gained like 8 pounds... I've been trying to get everything in "skinny" form though... which is good! I'm in love with Panera all over again... I've been getting Garden Veggie sandwiches and Fandango Salads... they're fabulous... last night I had a rasberry brownie... WHICH WAS BAD! but that's ok I suppose! Hopefully when I'm thinner I'm hotter... but probably not...
BJ and Jim are still bugging me about Drury... I don't know how I'd ever pay for it... Cof O is so much less expensive... but Donnie Cockrum goes there... and I don't think he's gotten that cock out of his ass yet... so he's probably the same old dickcheese. I hate that kid! He is a prime example of wasted talent... talent wasted on such a cocksmoker!
See Also: Ana Burger
See Also: Linkin Park
I love sophmorical insults! Like GAYWAD! HAHAHAHA! That's hysterical! Anyway... I don't think I'm cool enough for Drury's theatre department... if wither of those boys read that they would stab me... but I'm just worried that they're going to be like "WOW!!! You SUCK!! Kill yourself immediatly!"
I wish Jerry and JAG would come back into town... I miss Jerry a lot!!! I miss David a lot too... but he's supposed to be back in March!!! HURRAY!
Well I think that's all I have to report... like anyone is reading any of this shit anyway... so I'll close with "FUCK YOU GUYS!" because none of you have probably made it to the end of this long drawn out entry.... as if you even opened it in the first place...
If you, by some act of god, got to the end of this... please reward yourself with a dollar and a swift kick in the balls and or ass!
SIGNED:
The Ness-a-nator!