(we're going) back in time

Sep 06, 2011 07:56

Attention, misguided youth who have taken to clack-clack-clack-whirrrrrrrrring down the sidewalks in my neighbourhood sporting tight, light-coloured jeans and faded pastel shirts: skateboards are not a legitimate form of transportation, and they are not cool. As a matter of fact, they never were (apart from a very, very brief moment in time when Michael J. Fox used one to zoom around Hill Valley (okay, two moments in time, if we're counting 1985 and 1955 as two separate instances) (and even this was fictional).

Also, where the heck are you skateboarding to at 5:45 AM?

Be cool, dudes. Hope off the boards and GET BACK IN BED. It's EARLY.

Agedly yours,

janey

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