Dear internet:
A variety of sources (okay, cracked.com via Jezebel) have alerted me to the following commercials. Let's all watch together!
"That's pretty harsh!" "Well, so's your coffee!"
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I am scared of "Good As Fresh Perked!" lady. Also, now that I know it's an option, you're all getting coffee as a birthday surprise. And by coffee, I mean actual coffee, and not "coffee" as implied in the ad. Just sayin'.
Speaking of innuendo, "is coffee a problem?"
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Not for such a pretty wife!
Thank goodness for Mrs. Olson. Here she is again, and not a moment too soon: someone was feeling unwifely!
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Pssst: I think I have a crush on Harold.
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Just wait'll he tastes my coffee.