Election Woes
I'm so scared. No, really. I must have told half a dozen people that I feel like I'm waiting for the results of a pregnancy test but it's much worse now. I've just found a lump in my chest and the doctor just went on his 3-week vacation and brought my test results along for some poolside reading. Christ!
.:22 electoral votes later:.
Well I am no longer frightened. I know who's going to win. And that fucking malignant lump is gonna take four fucking years to remove. fuck.