answers to
this meme 1. A: You're such a metrosexual.
B: Yeah, well, better than being a pin-up boy.
Answer: Kate Beckett (A) and Richard Castle (B) from Castle
2. A: You know what made me feel better? Punching you in the nose.
B: Ah, glad to be of service
Answer: Teresa Lisbon (A) and Patrick Jane (B) from The Mentalist
3. "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
Answer: Hermione Granger to Ron Weasley from Harry Potter (Order of the Phoenix)
4. A: You are completely impossible!
B: Not impossible...just a bit unlikely.
Answer: Donna Noble (A) and Ten (B)from Doctor Who. Can I wibble here or no?
5. A: [mockingly] I'm going into England. Farewell forever.
B: [mock-concerned] Do you have currency?
A: Yes, and I've had my injections.
Answer: Gwen (A) and Rhys (B) from Torchwood (who are really so flipping adorable in CoE)
6. A: (Approaching with food) Hot plates.
B: See? He called me "Hot Plates." He so likes me.
Answer: Luke (A) and Lorelai (B) from Gilmore Girls
7. A: You're playing with them
B: No, it's just the way I'm standing
Answer: Alex (A) and Gene (B) from Ashes to Ashes
8. "I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we'd need a backup plan. The boat was actually Plan C, the church was Plan B, and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her."
Answer: Jim and Pam from The Office
9. "You know giving away a government firearm is a felony? A thoughtful felony."
Answer: Casey to Chuck in Chuck
10. A: nora was right. i found my favorite picture, and its the only one with someone in it.
B: [looks down at the picture and smiles, almost blushing]
A: very french new wave, dont you think?
B: maybe. i think it would look better in black and white.
Answer: Tony (A) and Ziva (B) from NCIS
11. "You have enormous value to me. You have absolutely no value to Eastern Europe."
Answer: Josh to Donna in The West Wing
12. A: C, I suck with kids.
B: So? You suck with grownups, too.
[A hits him on the arm]
[B returns hit to A's arm]
A: Ow! I can't believe you'd hit a girl!
B: You're no girl.
Answer: Mary (A) and Marshall (B) from In Plain Sight (Stan is C, by the way)
Bonus: "He wanted to think of her as she was: strong, capable, brave, well able to care not only for herself but also for others.
"And he did not want to consider her in that light; it was too complicated. They were friends, as honest and candid and uncomplicated as if they had been two men, at least some of the time"
Answer: William Monk and Hester Latterly from the William Monk series (A Breach of Promise)