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Hello my dolls, does anyone remember my sexy self? But how could you forget, I mean really, this hotness does not dissipate from one's memory so quickly :-*
I know it has been quite awhile, and I apologize for that. I apparently tend to take a few months of the winter off, explaining my prolonged absence. Hibernation is necessary, in order to preserve and also enhance my amount of sexiness :-* But I have returned, in a highly naked and also seductive manner to tantalize you all with my hot presence, at least every so often, I don't want to update too much and cause mass hysteria and too many orgasms which may lead to possible fatal injuries :-*
So what have I been up to, you may be wondering, and you may also have been masturbating to thoughts of such wonderment before going to sleep. Since I lost my bid for governor, I plan on staging a seige of Jeb and replacing him. This shall happen in the near future, and no one will notice, as I can do a mean physical and also verbal impersonation of the man. I will begin to serve casseroles and peanuts to the Cuban refugees, if they are still around, I really haven't been paying attention and have been focusing on my sunbathing and making my breasts perkier.
Also, I have taken up the art of naked dominoes with the local senior citiziens, whom I engage in competition with accordingly :-*. In case you are unfamiliar with the game, it is a version of dominoes where you are naked of course, and you use various sex toys as the dominoes accordingly. After putting down my last two dildos, I won last Saturday, and then engaged in the obligatory naked breakdancing that the winner is required to do. Unfortunately, a handful of men and women went into cardiac arrest, but at least they died happy. Very happy indeed ;)
So hi and also goodbye *gropage*
I know it has been quite awhile, and I apologize for that. I apparently tend to take a few months of the winter off, explaining my prolonged absence. Hibernation is necessary, in order to preserve and also enhance my amount of sexiness :-* But I have returned, in a highly naked and also seductive manner to tantalize you all with my hot presence, at least every so often, I don't want to update too much and cause mass hysteria and too many orgasms which may lead to possible fatal injuries :-*
So what have I been up to, you may be wondering, and you may also have been masturbating to thoughts of such wonderment before going to sleep. Since I lost my bid for governor, I plan on staging a seige of Jeb and replacing him. This shall happen in the near future, and no one will notice, as I can do a mean physical and also verbal impersonation of the man. I will begin to serve casseroles and peanuts to the Cuban refugees, if they are still around, I really haven't been paying attention and have been focusing on my sunbathing and making my breasts perkier.
Also, I have taken up the art of naked dominoes with the local senior citiziens, whom I engage in competition with accordingly :-*. In case you are unfamiliar with the game, it is a version of dominoes where you are naked of course, and you use various sex toys as the dominoes accordingly. After putting down my last two dildos, I won last Saturday, and then engaged in the obligatory naked breakdancing that the winner is required to do. Unfortunately, a handful of men and women went into cardiac arrest, but at least they died happy. Very happy indeed ;)
So hi and also goodbye *gropage*