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I am disappointed with the results of the elections tonight, not only does Florida get stuck with the same governor, but this governor also happens to be not hot and/or seductive, very much unlike myself :-* Mr. McBride is somewhat more on the seductive side, we occasionally engaged in sexual intercourse as we competed for our party's nomination, and I must say I was quite impressed with his sexual prowess, though it was in no way near the magnitude of my own, of course.
I have decided, that with the United States on the brink of a very unprovocative war with Iraq, that I am going to start my own country on a small island off of the Florida Coast. It will be comprised solely of incredibly hot, and peaceful people, of all sexes and ages and sizes, you are all welcome to apply for citizenship, we will have a board comprised of myself, the Golden Girls, Candice Bergen, Bob Barker, and various other sex idols of our time. We will review your naked photos and references to determine if you are indeed worthy :-* It will likely be the greatest nation ever, and the energy source of the nation will be our incredible amount of sexiness, it is a great source of heat and also electricity, and it does not deplete any of the Earth's resources :-* The name of the country will be Renosexapalooza, by the way.
I leave you with a picture of a man who, well, was asking me to take part in a porno he was making, as you can tell from the video he is holding. I was curious but I seductively declined and gave him a hand job instead to satisfy his urges :-*
The picture is quite large, so click at your own risk :
http://www.shotspotter.com/ph-reno.jpg
Ok my dolls I am off to various after-election parties, where I will undoubtedly cause many erections :-*
I have decided, that with the United States on the brink of a very unprovocative war with Iraq, that I am going to start my own country on a small island off of the Florida Coast. It will be comprised solely of incredibly hot, and peaceful people, of all sexes and ages and sizes, you are all welcome to apply for citizenship, we will have a board comprised of myself, the Golden Girls, Candice Bergen, Bob Barker, and various other sex idols of our time. We will review your naked photos and references to determine if you are indeed worthy :-* It will likely be the greatest nation ever, and the energy source of the nation will be our incredible amount of sexiness, it is a great source of heat and also electricity, and it does not deplete any of the Earth's resources :-* The name of the country will be Renosexapalooza, by the way.
I leave you with a picture of a man who, well, was asking me to take part in a porno he was making, as you can tell from the video he is holding. I was curious but I seductively declined and gave him a hand job instead to satisfy his urges :-*
The picture is quite large, so click at your own risk :
http://www.shotspotter.com/ph-reno.jpg
Ok my dolls I am off to various after-election parties, where I will undoubtedly cause many erections :-*