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Oct 03, 2002 14:33

Why hello my dolls I am sorry I have neglected the seductive realm of LiveJournal for a few weeks, I have been busy knitting provocative clothing and playing croquet on nude beaches ( Read more... )

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msi_kitty October 3 2002, 11:44:42 UTC
*gets a full camera crew ready*

I want this to be a high quality video that I can enjoy for years to come.

*is overcome by the sexiness*

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janet_reno October 3 2002, 11:49:26 UTC
That is a very wise decision, if you decide to sell it make sure a portion of the profits go to the Foundation for the Unsexy, a nonprofit organization promoting the resexifying of the United States :-*

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msi_kitty October 3 2002, 11:58:49 UTC
oooh. I was just going to put it into my porno personal collection, but I suppose it would be the American thing of me to aide those in need of sexiness. You're a genius. No wonder you're my idol :-*

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janet_reno October 3 2002, 12:06:45 UTC
Luckily you don't need such aid since you are quite sexy yourself, you must take after me :-* But I am proud of you for your desire to help those less blessed. Aw and *blush* thank you my doll *various gropes of various sizes :-**

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msi_kitty October 3 2002, 12:22:54 UTC
Aww *blushes* I could never be as sexy as you. I will be sure to help the others though. As we speak I'm getting together a crew of sexy people to help me. We will save the world one person at a time. In the mean time *checks her purse for her wallet size Janet Reno picture* all is in order.

*licks the picture*

I ruin more pictures like that...

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janet_reno October 3 2002, 12:37:21 UTC
Yes it may be a long and tireless crusade to make our country a hotbed of incredibly sexy people like ourselves, but it is well worth it. :-* I will make periodical check ups on your group in my inspection thong and matching hat.

I can send you the Provocative Poses of the Sex Goddess Deck of Cards free of charge for your contributions, ideal for strip poker :-*

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msi_kitty October 3 2002, 12:40:39 UTC
sounds good... I can't wait for the first check up...

and I think it would have to be naked poker... I couldn't use those cards without making a mess of all my clothes... :-*

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janet_reno October 3 2002, 12:46:07 UTC
They are surprise check ups so always be prepared :-*

I have been told in the past that I am rather skilled at the game of naked poker, I just strike a pose to distract other players and throw them off their game :-*

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msi_kitty October 3 2002, 14:03:42 UTC
I will prepare myself now... *rushes around getting ready*

Oh and I didn't know you were going to be plying naked poker... in that case *handz over all her money* there is no way I could win. too much of a distraction :-**

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