If the world is ending, I'm throwing the party.

[janet_carter]

So, last night I was all ready to go to sleep, and then I started looking at pictures of Gabe Saporta on buzznet and suddenly it was an hour later. I don't even know what happened; if you don't hear from me, basement, yes.

But, look!

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[shoemaster]

SPEAKING OF NEW ALBUM, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?

Oh Gabe! Oh paddleboats and bicycles.

[janet_carter]

YES! I totally meant to mention that, and then I got distracted and hit post; thank you!

Paddleboats! I imagine there were baby ducks around, too, or maybe swans.

[shoemaster]

Yay! I'm expecting everyone I know to share pictures of their polaroids, so I'm psyched that everyone is snagging.

Oh how I wish it had been a SWAN boat.

[janet_carter]

Yay sharing!

And, oh, a swan boat would be fabulous. Even if they're the slowest, most ridiculous paddle boats ever.

[janet_carter]

...I haven't even heard their cover of Billie Jean. I just don't know what's happening.

I can't help; I'm already in the basement! (Srsly, I'm like, wow, Gabe seems like such a nice guy, not creepy at all, really!)

(Look at how cute they are! Nate is so tiny!)

[janet_carter]

Heeee, that was awesome; I needed that today! You're almost as cute as they are! *squishes them*

[grumpy_sysadmin]

Should I be jealous?

No, wait, he looks like a hipster and makes music I think sounds like crap. So, no, I shouldn't.

Maybe I should be angry that he's sullying my name?

[grumpy_sysadmin]

(Kidding, of course. Mostly.)

[janet_carter]

(Also, his fans like to talk about "Gabe's serial killer rapist eyes" and "being locked in his basement", so, you might have a point about the sullying. But my lj isn't likely to stop with the ridiculous fangirling of all of these bands anytime soon.)

[grumpy_sysadmin]

I do, now, have a basement, but it doesn't have a lock and the most unusual item in it is a surf board some prior occupant left behind.

Oh, you meant that other dude. ;^>