Teacher: "What's the retro-product of this reaction?" Student: "...Disco?"
Last night Dave and I went to the farmer's market and had a dinner of basil, tomato and mozzarella salad followed by the best peaches you ever ate in your life. I had intended to make a pie, but after tasting them we decided that adding sugar to them would be a crime. So delicious!
Today in class somebody noticed that there was a broken chair in the classroom, and the seat had fallen onto the floor. Next to the cushion on the floor was a mostly-full Costo "Weight Loss Drink." We all had a good laugh, and more than one person proposed "Failblog!"
Only two more days of chem instruction...everybody's getting giddy. See the subject quote.
Today in class somebody noticed that there was a broken chair in the classroom, and the seat had fallen onto the floor. Next to the cushion on the floor was a mostly-full Costo "Weight Loss Drink." We all had a good laugh, and more than one person proposed "Failblog!"
Only two more days of chem instruction...everybody's getting giddy. See the subject quote.