Excuse me while i VENT
I take it back. NYC is the place to be. =P
A few minutes ago in the subway this bitch was resting and rubbing her fat ass all up on my shoulder. I was sitting down and she leaned on the pole that was about 2 inches away from the side of my head. I said "excuse me your butt is on my shoulder". I said it loud for everyone to hear so if she were to say something stupid everyone would see that she's a stupid puta. She looked at me, totally dismissed what I said and pushed her stank ass on me even harder. So I said "so excuse me means nothing anymore?" she says nastily back "NO". i said "being polite means nothing anymore ey? fine I tried asking politely. BITCH GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF MY FUCKING SHOULDER BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE HEAD". ***insert audience laughter***
Yeah people were laughing. They knew I was right and she was a big dumb stupid fat ass.
The End.
A few minutes ago in the subway this bitch was resting and rubbing her fat ass all up on my shoulder. I was sitting down and she leaned on the pole that was about 2 inches away from the side of my head. I said "excuse me your butt is on my shoulder". I said it loud for everyone to hear so if she were to say something stupid everyone would see that she's a stupid puta. She looked at me, totally dismissed what I said and pushed her stank ass on me even harder. So I said "so excuse me means nothing anymore?" she says nastily back "NO". i said "being polite means nothing anymore ey? fine I tried asking politely. BITCH GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF MY FUCKING SHOULDER BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE HEAD". ***insert audience laughter***
Yeah people were laughing. They knew I was right and she was a big dumb stupid fat ass.
The End.