yeah the bad news does suck. but since you'll have many men, you could be like the famous american folk myth about the woman who has great hair but still cant keep a man so shes like a pimp.
see? you'll be the first american folk myth about a pimp lady
well its not like i want you to be with many men. its not like i wish that part of your horoscope to be true. i'm just sayin at least you'll be the first mythical pimp lady. one day in the future, young kids will be in bed and say to their parents "Mommy and Daddy, can i hear the story of Janelle the Mythical Pimp Lady?" "Sure little Tommy" haha.
good news: you're a famous folk myth and you've got great hair
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see? you'll be the first american folk myth about a pimp lady
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but haha how super that I'm the first folk myth pimp lady! what a title...
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they will. just you wait.
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that will be the day...
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