IS THIS REAL LIFE
GLEE
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
NOT LOOKING SO DISGUSTED THERE KURT BB
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED THO
But then you had to go and be a douche Karofsky. WHY. Actually, we know why. You went over to Kurt to ASSERT YOUR MASCULINITY after that little bout of flirting, expecting to hear Kurt say that he's told everyone and his dead mother about when YOU kissed HIM (I like your attempt at revisionist history, though I think it's just wishful thinking ;D), only to find out that he was perfectly understanding and told NO ONE. Having been thrown off by this piece of unexpected news and by just how damn FOXY Kurt was lookin' that day, your brain fried and you went Dead Terrorist on our pretty little countertenor.
But we all know what you really want, Dave.
WE ALL KNOW