Bloody St. Valentine's Day Massacre
On this festive and most cordial of holidays one should:
-avoid thinking of the diathesis model of disease
-not cheat, that includes not doing it with 'twenty homeless men behind the dumpster of Burger King'
-avoid gambling, that inculdes bidding on bum wars
-not take your love one or a makeshift date to a scat show, 'cause u need a reservation for that on a day like this
-wear something provocative to work like a leather harness or a 'pony custome'
-tell a t-grrl u love it and give it a great big hug......Transcanada
-prepare for lent and mardi gras......extensive preparations are needed.....don't pack too many tops are condoms and always have a few kilos
-if one decides to cheat today, of all days, be certain to have your beer goggles on, the pickings may be slim
-adhere to the empiricism of date....remember to touch, smell, see, hear and taste on the first date........wit yo beer goggles on
Jus thought I'd post, love,
Kalim Baker, RN, FTM, Governor of the State of Delaware (D)
-avoid thinking of the diathesis model of disease
-not cheat, that includes not doing it with 'twenty homeless men behind the dumpster of Burger King'
-avoid gambling, that inculdes bidding on bum wars
-not take your love one or a makeshift date to a scat show, 'cause u need a reservation for that on a day like this
-wear something provocative to work like a leather harness or a 'pony custome'
-tell a t-grrl u love it and give it a great big hug......Transcanada
-prepare for lent and mardi gras......extensive preparations are needed.....don't pack too many tops are condoms and always have a few kilos
-if one decides to cheat today, of all days, be certain to have your beer goggles on, the pickings may be slim
-adhere to the empiricism of date....remember to touch, smell, see, hear and taste on the first date........wit yo beer goggles on
Jus thought I'd post, love,
Kalim Baker, RN, FTM, Governor of the State of Delaware (D)