The 12 Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas, jane3tis sent to me...
Twelve girlviis drumming
Eleven bembacoloras piping
Ten salazee31s a-leaping
Nine wckdtwstrs dancing
Eight p2wys a-milking
Seven josh_vanitys a-swimming
Six courts828s a-laying
Five arte-e-e-emiswinters
Four yankinaussies
Three whereinchicagos
Two quizgalaxys
...and a golf in a caseystratton.