1984 again
So...I was looking through my email and found a survey from the GOP. Bunch of morons, to send it to me, the most liberal Republican ever to walk the earth. (I'm only registered Red because Reds control my district...my heart and brain are Blue.) Some highlights included...oh, no. I'm a wicked witch, after all. Here's the whole uncut shebang, loaded questions, empty jingoism and all.
Dear Janalyn ,
You've heard from us. Now, we want to hear from you.
As we formulate our strategy to win in November, we need your opinion. Enclosed in this e-mail is your official Republican Grassroots Voices Survey. Please take a moment to share your opinion on...
The most important priority facing our nation... why it's important that we retain our Republican majorities in November... how you'd like to get involved online... where you get your news... and anything else - by sharing your thoughts at the end of the survey.
Please be sure to return the survey as soon as possible. We will be sharing your thoughts with our leaders in Congress for their action. Your answers will be used to formulate a blueprint for victory in 2006 and 2008.
Politics is changing - and new technology empowers you to connect with our Party's leaders and elected representatives at the click of a button. Take a moment to fill out this important survey and tell our Party's leaders what you think.
Sincerely,
Ken Mehlman
Chairman, Republican National Committee
P.S. With this survey, you'll have a chance to sign up for our Grassroots Voices Initiative. By signing up, you'll receive exclusive e-mail alerts about new online polls - and be the pulse of the Republican Party.
If you have trouble submitting this survey or would like to complete it online, click here.
Yep, they really ARE that dumb.
In the 'please share any additional comments below' box, I typed the following:
"Funny...I'm a Republican and I'm for everything you're against. I think Bush deserves to be impeached because he is a liar and a fool, I want that ridiculous vanity war over and I want the so-called moral majority to recognize the fact thay gay marriage doesn't have a flying fuck in hell to do with Christianity, morality, or them. I'm pro-choice. I'm liberal.
And I'm an opinion leader in my community. Your little survey is now Joke of the Week here at college.
Have a lovely day!"
And then I thought about Orwell's '1984' again. I asked my boyfriend...are we really all alone in the room over the junk shop?
Please...tell me we're not. I don't want to believe that Americans are really that stupid. I also don't want to have to leave America because the idiots have taken over and the Empire of Caesar Dubya is tottering...though I will, if it comes to it.
And in the meantime, I think I shall organize a satirical protest of Bush's abstinence-only education crap. Girls of America! join the Junior Anti-Sex League!
That, or a Lysistrata website: nobodyshagtheconservatives dot com.
Stupid boys. They should know not to mess with me.
Dear Janalyn ,
You've heard from us. Now, we want to hear from you.
As we formulate our strategy to win in November, we need your opinion. Enclosed in this e-mail is your official Republican Grassroots Voices Survey. Please take a moment to share your opinion on...
The most important priority facing our nation... why it's important that we retain our Republican majorities in November... how you'd like to get involved online... where you get your news... and anything else - by sharing your thoughts at the end of the survey.
Please be sure to return the survey as soon as possible. We will be sharing your thoughts with our leaders in Congress for their action. Your answers will be used to formulate a blueprint for victory in 2006 and 2008.
Politics is changing - and new technology empowers you to connect with our Party's leaders and elected representatives at the click of a button. Take a moment to fill out this important survey and tell our Party's leaders what you think.
Sincerely,
Ken Mehlman
Chairman, Republican National Committee
P.S. With this survey, you'll have a chance to sign up for our Grassroots Voices Initiative. By signing up, you'll receive exclusive e-mail alerts about new online polls - and be the pulse of the Republican Party.
If you have trouble submitting this survey or would like to complete it online, click here.
Yep, they really ARE that dumb.
In the 'please share any additional comments below' box, I typed the following:
"Funny...I'm a Republican and I'm for everything you're against. I think Bush deserves to be impeached because he is a liar and a fool, I want that ridiculous vanity war over and I want the so-called moral majority to recognize the fact thay gay marriage doesn't have a flying fuck in hell to do with Christianity, morality, or them. I'm pro-choice. I'm liberal.
And I'm an opinion leader in my community. Your little survey is now Joke of the Week here at college.
Have a lovely day!"
And then I thought about Orwell's '1984' again. I asked my boyfriend...are we really all alone in the room over the junk shop?
Please...tell me we're not. I don't want to believe that Americans are really that stupid. I also don't want to have to leave America because the idiots have taken over and the Empire of Caesar Dubya is tottering...though I will, if it comes to it.
And in the meantime, I think I shall organize a satirical protest of Bush's abstinence-only education crap. Girls of America! join the Junior Anti-Sex League!
That, or a Lysistrata website: nobodyshagtheconservatives dot com.
Stupid boys. They should know not to mess with me.