Feb 13, 2006 08:30
Thank you for calling the League of Assassins hotline. All lines are currently engaged. If you know the name of the person who is making your life worthless, press '1'. If you would like us to suggest a target, press '2'. If you are having girlfriend or boyfriend related depression, press '3'. For all other esteem destroying issues, stay on the line. Your call is important to us and we will answer you as soon as possible.