Tucker Max drunk!
So, last night was the Staff Party for my division at work. I came. I brought a hip flask of Vodka. See, I knew they'd have shitty beer, and a little vodka makes shitty beer better.
Cute forward several hours. I did not score with the cute one. I DID stumble home in a haze, throw up about 15 times and eventually get to sleep.
In the morning, I was throwing up bile, and couldn't keep down even a sip of water for hours.
That was a bad hangover.
Feeling a bit better now. I'm proud, this is the most drunk I have ever been.
I also bought a rapier. And got brushed off by cute fencing chick. Maybe.
Cute forward several hours. I did not score with the cute one. I DID stumble home in a haze, throw up about 15 times and eventually get to sleep.
In the morning, I was throwing up bile, and couldn't keep down even a sip of water for hours.
That was a bad hangover.
Feeling a bit better now. I'm proud, this is the most drunk I have ever been.
I also bought a rapier. And got brushed off by cute fencing chick. Maybe.