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Well I’m back in good old England hell not for long got in the other day at 5am what an adventure that was totally mental my airplane ticket had ran out so I was in Singapore no way of getting any money or getting a plane so I waited till 10 minutes before they closed check ran up and asked if I could go on stand by as I had to get home the lady said there was one seat left on the plane and do I want it so I said yes that’s when I handed over the duff ticket she looked up my name witch had me book for the next day which I had not paid for yet but they couldn’t tell as I had a ticket in my hand she didn’t check the date just hit print on the boarding pass option my heart was racing I was then rushed though passport control and driven to the gate which was miles away I handed in my boarding pass and ticket at the gate along with my passport the stewardess turns away and starts talking to her boss I could feel my heart pounding in my chest everyone was looking at me…………….
She returns to me sorry sir there’s a problem with your passport then I look I gave her my old passport I had got a new one in Bangkok I gave over my nice new passport and said how embarrassing this was and that I’d been travel for ages trying to get home and broke into a thumballing storey about crap just to take her attention off the ticket you could see she had no interest in what I was saying its her last flight out all she wanted was to go home she remove the ticket and places it into the ticket box with just a glance then wish’s me a good flight to England I say thank you I get on the flight everyone is seated I walk to the back of the plane only to find I’m sitting in the middle with the mothers with the extra leg room I have a 9 month old baby girl to the right and 8 month to the left thought no sleep tonight how right was I but for the wrong reason’s the baby’s were great one of them started to cry before they could bring her food I start to pull a face at her she smiled so I started to talk to her she laughed with that I had a new best friend for the flight .
The bonus
So I’m chilling out extra foot room take out my laptop start to connect to arrange with my best friend to say I’m home in 14 hours or so arrange cab and pay for it for me please but my card will not work so can’t connect to internet the stewardess turns around and says hold on walks off comes back with a hand full of cards and slips them to me leans over and says there testers of 1st class but I can use them and what a cute baby I smile say thank you and look at the women next to me thinking oh god
The women turns around when the stewardess leave and laughs at me I send a few emails while telling the women of all my adventures of the last 24 hours the stewardess comes back would you like something to drink and anything for the baby so baby jasmine gets dinner I get a red wine then when they start giving drinks to others I get more red wine in fact I get asked every time me glass is empty
What service in the mean time I help the lady with anything she needs hold the baby while she gets sorted out they put up the cot for jasmine and she settles for the night then we get our dinner 1st meal I have in like 20 hours its hot and good and there’s more wine we eat and chat as soon as we finish they clear our stuff as it’s a little close with the cot and the trays out everyone looks at us they just getting there food we get our ice cream and continue to chat I get more wine the lady make a passing comment of well you had jasmine on the way out have a good drink now it will help you sleep so the stewardess says just gives me a loving look
We finish our ice creams I’m feeling a little drunk I try to recline the seat it don’t move I have a broken chair so I ask the stewardess to do it “its broken sir I can move to 1st class there’s one there but I’m sure you want to stay here its up to you?” the lady tell’s me to move if I want but I say no its ok I’ll stay after that everyone falls asleep and I get awesome service all night
When we land the lady says good bye and I leave walk out into arrival’s there’s no cab as I walk I’m thinking fuck I have no money when I hear my name “Danny” in a nikatine depraved state I turn around and see someone I know from Thailand Nathan a diving instructor I know his like “what the fuck you you doing here” I explain the story then ask what he is doing here he says his girl was on the flight I said I didn’t see her as I know her then his phone rings she’s in terminal 4 and had given him the wrong details his living in croydon and offers me a lift home I accept and go with him picture below (i must add i wasn't looking at the strippers honest!!!!)
I get to my friends take the Jordan to school play with abbie and see the twins for the 1st time then off home to bed and get some sleep
And people ask why I’m called jammie
She returns to me sorry sir there’s a problem with your passport then I look I gave her my old passport I had got a new one in Bangkok I gave over my nice new passport and said how embarrassing this was and that I’d been travel for ages trying to get home and broke into a thumballing storey about crap just to take her attention off the ticket you could see she had no interest in what I was saying its her last flight out all she wanted was to go home she remove the ticket and places it into the ticket box with just a glance then wish’s me a good flight to England I say thank you I get on the flight everyone is seated I walk to the back of the plane only to find I’m sitting in the middle with the mothers with the extra leg room I have a 9 month old baby girl to the right and 8 month to the left thought no sleep tonight how right was I but for the wrong reason’s the baby’s were great one of them started to cry before they could bring her food I start to pull a face at her she smiled so I started to talk to her she laughed with that I had a new best friend for the flight .
The bonus
So I’m chilling out extra foot room take out my laptop start to connect to arrange with my best friend to say I’m home in 14 hours or so arrange cab and pay for it for me please but my card will not work so can’t connect to internet the stewardess turns around and says hold on walks off comes back with a hand full of cards and slips them to me leans over and says there testers of 1st class but I can use them and what a cute baby I smile say thank you and look at the women next to me thinking oh god
The women turns around when the stewardess leave and laughs at me I send a few emails while telling the women of all my adventures of the last 24 hours the stewardess comes back would you like something to drink and anything for the baby so baby jasmine gets dinner I get a red wine then when they start giving drinks to others I get more red wine in fact I get asked every time me glass is empty
What service in the mean time I help the lady with anything she needs hold the baby while she gets sorted out they put up the cot for jasmine and she settles for the night then we get our dinner 1st meal I have in like 20 hours its hot and good and there’s more wine we eat and chat as soon as we finish they clear our stuff as it’s a little close with the cot and the trays out everyone looks at us they just getting there food we get our ice cream and continue to chat I get more wine the lady make a passing comment of well you had jasmine on the way out have a good drink now it will help you sleep so the stewardess says just gives me a loving look
We finish our ice creams I’m feeling a little drunk I try to recline the seat it don’t move I have a broken chair so I ask the stewardess to do it “its broken sir I can move to 1st class there’s one there but I’m sure you want to stay here its up to you?” the lady tell’s me to move if I want but I say no its ok I’ll stay after that everyone falls asleep and I get awesome service all night
When we land the lady says good bye and I leave walk out into arrival’s there’s no cab as I walk I’m thinking fuck I have no money when I hear my name “Danny” in a nikatine depraved state I turn around and see someone I know from Thailand Nathan a diving instructor I know his like “what the fuck you you doing here” I explain the story then ask what he is doing here he says his girl was on the flight I said I didn’t see her as I know her then his phone rings she’s in terminal 4 and had given him the wrong details his living in croydon and offers me a lift home I accept and go with him picture below (i must add i wasn't looking at the strippers honest!!!!)
I get to my friends take the Jordan to school play with abbie and see the twins for the 1st time then off home to bed and get some sleep
And people ask why I’m called jammie