Dec 20, 2005 12:04
Happy Christapalooza everyone.
Let me give you a few seconds so you can all stand in awe at how awesome I am...
Go ahead.
No really.
Good! Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we may continue.
My mom got me a new coat for christmas. A trench coat. Dave claims it to be "ominous". And stop calling me a poser.
I can rock out with the best of them. Also the worst.
I need something to decorate my cubicle wall.
Under no circumstances should I be asked about anything that involves me at any given time. I probably don't know.
Hey Hovering Sombrero, don't be shy. Don't be terrified.
When you take yourself for granted, feel rejected, and unwanted, know you're never just a hat.
Read my mind, yes I'm planning prevenge.
We were once so close to Heaven. Peter came out and gave us medals declaring us the nicest of the damned.
Go find a man to fit my shoes. The left one's old and the right one's new and I bought the right one just for you.
It must be raining because a man ain't supposed to cry. But I look up, and I don't see a cloud.
BANGARANG!