BIRD-SHIT
ctbturpie: "Hey, Bridget, it's your friend Vestpocet. I'm leaving my neighborhood, it's 4 in the morning. Just calling to see how you are in Michigan or Detroit or wherever the fuck you are. Anyway, feel free to give me a call, my number is [fghj].
ctbturpie: You called at 4:36 AM, drunk.
vestpocet: I did not intend to be drunk. But, someone began to pester me at the bar, so I switched to rum & cock.
vestpocet: wow. Coke.
ctbturpie: You called at 4:36 AM, drunk.
vestpocet: I did not intend to be drunk. But, someone began to pester me at the bar, so I switched to rum & cock.
vestpocet: wow. Coke.