the other white meat?

[jamiethegirl]

for the past 30 minutes there has been this fucking obese cat sitting on my patio. it is meowing like crazy, and banging on the door with it's paws. it is not my cat. it belongs to one of the neighbors, but because this asshole has no collar i don't know where it belongs. this cat is fat as fuck and loud i just want it to go away.

i have shut off all the nights inside and outside.
all doors are closed.
i threw rocks at it.
i yelled at it.

if it doesnt stop by the time i go to bed i am going to cut its fucking head off.