my dishwasher broke. that motherfucker.
* My upstairs neighbor talks really fucking loud while outside his door. WTF guy?
* I woke up this morning with brown sticky stuff all over my legs and feet. I hope it's not all up in my sheets. Or anyone else's either.
* Drinking sparkling cider is the best thing ever after a late night.
* I finally got all the presents wrapped. It makes me feel slightly warm inside that 75% of them are for a kid I've never even met.
* Nights like last night remind me why I have the raddest friends ever. Even if they do things like spill drinks all over me, tell me to shut the fuck up, and pass out in my lap :)
* Today I need to do at least 5 miles on my elliptical. I CAN NOT gain weight because of eating like a fat kid during the holidays.
* Casey, I'm sorry I said I would cut your dogs heads off. I probably won't cause they really are cute, lol.
* It's stupid that I have to work tomorrow, because we are only open til 3. Why not just stay open all day then? If you really wanted to make us happy, let us close at like noon or 1. Nobody's gonna be coming in after that anyway.
* My brother is going to do a dance when he opens his present tomorrow. I am the coolest sister ever.
* Yesterday my kitchen got like the most use it ever has. We raped it. 7 dozen cookies, 7 or 8 dozen tamales, brownies, and a couple dozen more cookies. Hell yes.
* I woke up this morning with brown sticky stuff all over my legs and feet. I hope it's not all up in my sheets. Or anyone else's either.
* Drinking sparkling cider is the best thing ever after a late night.
* I finally got all the presents wrapped. It makes me feel slightly warm inside that 75% of them are for a kid I've never even met.
* Nights like last night remind me why I have the raddest friends ever. Even if they do things like spill drinks all over me, tell me to shut the fuck up, and pass out in my lap :)
* Today I need to do at least 5 miles on my elliptical. I CAN NOT gain weight because of eating like a fat kid during the holidays.
* Casey, I'm sorry I said I would cut your dogs heads off. I probably won't cause they really are cute, lol.
* It's stupid that I have to work tomorrow, because we are only open til 3. Why not just stay open all day then? If you really wanted to make us happy, let us close at like noon or 1. Nobody's gonna be coming in after that anyway.
* My brother is going to do a dance when he opens his present tomorrow. I am the coolest sister ever.
* Yesterday my kitchen got like the most use it ever has. We raped it. 7 dozen cookies, 7 or 8 dozen tamales, brownies, and a couple dozen more cookies. Hell yes.