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Ok well long story short, my parents are now aware that I'm sexually active.
No they didn't walk in on me and Matt makin' decidedly non babies. Thank christ, I think that may have traumatised me straight.
No no, they discovered this interesting tidbit in an altogether more difficult way. Difficult for me that is...you see, I told them.
Ok...ditch this short story crap I'll give you the long version.
Dad was vacating the state this weekend to go and spend time with his sister in Brisbane. Mum was vacating the state this weekend to celebrate her aunt's 80th birthday in Cowra. This set the stage for me to have much sexual fun with Matt. The plans were laid, excitement was high.
Then on Thursday evening what bombshell should land over our dinner table but the piece of information that read my mother had decided to forego her plans of leaving on Saturday and had decided instead to leave on Sunday morning. This left me very displeased. I begged and pleaded with my mother to go on Saturday night as she originally planned but that only led to newer and more complicated questions such as "why are you so desperate to get me out of the house?" and "Why won't you tell me why you want me gone?"
Whatever lies I could concoct- "I want to throw and party and no one will stay if you're here" being the chief one- would not deter my mother from her plans so after 24 hours of desperate pleading I came out and told the truth: I wanted the house for sex.
Naturally I left unsaid that I wanted the house for homosexual sex, but I think my parents got a pretty good idea of that particular fact anyway.
So as it was they took it better than could be expected. Mum relented and went to Cowra on Saturday night, therefore condoning my pre-marital escapades and Dad just gave me a thumbs up and forbode me from using their bedroom.
So that's that.
I held pre-drinks that night, the photos can be found
before we stepped out in style to Civic where we stayed for about an hour or so before deciding Civic was a waste of time and money and headed back home.
Then of course sex ensued until daybreak.