I could never love a boy who didn't like PB+J sammiches... wait, yes I could.
Also, I've decided that I'm going to be
Reverend Fred Phelps for Halloween. That fucker's insane.
Also, today:
Me: *looks at Mrs. Smith's watch* HOLY SHIT IT'S THREE O'CLOCK ALREADY.
Nathan: ... are you sure it isn't two-thirty?
Me: No, her watch says three o'clock! *shows him*
Nathan: Isn't the three supposed to be on the other side?
Me: ...
Nathan: Aren't you looking at it upside-down?
Me: ...
Nathan: ... it's two-thirty.