Ok not really traumatic but...
People I have been through an incredibly traumatic time. I have had no internet access at home for nearly an entire month and my work have wised up to unauthorized internet access and started to block things. I therefore have not been able to get on livejournal for freakin ages!!!! It's going to take me a million moons to go through everything now. I may need to take some time off work, this is serious people! It has been painful but I anticipate a swift recovery.
I have actually been fairly productive whilst I have been unable to spend my every spare hour online. I have had to organise my works Christmas do. It's tomorrow night and to be honest I'm freaking out a little. What if the food is terrible, the venue sucks and everyone has an awful time? The pressure is getting to me and I fear I'm going to get panicky and drink myself into some sort of stupor in front of all my colleagues. Already people are on my case about the dress code and the table plan. I don't see what the big deal is about dressing up for a Christmas do but people are moaning about being told what to wear outside of work. What the heck do they want to wear? Dungarees? Sigh. It's either going to be the best party ever or an absolute disaster. Stupid work.
I would chatter away more but I have a lot of catching up to do