986 Fukkin Pointz
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September charlotteb and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I gave bumpystik a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (986 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
Jamiehaups