Hello, I am your local Conservative and Unionist Party candidate and I am here to help you.
Ring Ring
"Hello, can I speak to a Mister Ronnie Cocozza please?"
"Sorry, he's currently out at the moment."
"Can I ask which member of the household I am speaking to?"
"That would be James Anthony."
"Hello Mister Cocozza, it's just to say that I am phoning on behalf of Davena Rankin, your Conversative candidate for the forthcoming by-election. May I ask whether you will be voting in the election?"
"Yes."
"Are there any issues relating to your constituency which you would like to be raised over the next few weeks?"
"No."
"Have you made up your mind who you will be voting for?"
"Not presently".
"May I ask who you voted for in the last General Election?"
"Yes, the Scottish Socialist Party."
"(pause) Oh. And who will the rest of your party be voting for? Labour?"
"No, they all vote for different parties."
"I see. Well Mister Cocozza, thank you for your time. Goodbye."
"Any time, cheerio."
"Hello, can I speak to a Mister Ronnie Cocozza please?"
"Sorry, he's currently out at the moment."
"Can I ask which member of the household I am speaking to?"
"That would be James Anthony."
"Hello Mister Cocozza, it's just to say that I am phoning on behalf of Davena Rankin, your Conversative candidate for the forthcoming by-election. May I ask whether you will be voting in the election?"
"Yes."
"Are there any issues relating to your constituency which you would like to be raised over the next few weeks?"
"No."
"Have you made up your mind who you will be voting for?"
"Not presently".
"May I ask who you voted for in the last General Election?"
"Yes, the Scottish Socialist Party."
"(pause) Oh. And who will the rest of your party be voting for? Labour?"
"No, they all vote for different parties."
"I see. Well Mister Cocozza, thank you for your time. Goodbye."
"Any time, cheerio."