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When was the last time you were propositioned? I was propositioned by a hooker in Glasgow's red light district this week on my way to the pub.
"Wantin' business, sweetheart?"
"No thank you."
"Y'sure?"
"I'm sure, thank you"
I can't be sure she was a prostitute, for all I know she may have been a freelance lawyer, albeit a freelance lawyer wearing six inch heels and a red dress five sizes too small for her ample figure.
Friday joke:
The spark had been lost in a husband's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. Considering what to do in this situation, he proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife, and soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. "What are you doing in here?!?", he exclaimed. "Shhhh!," said his wife, pointing at the bed.
"You'll wake your mother".
"Wantin' business, sweetheart?"
"No thank you."
"Y'sure?"
"I'm sure, thank you"
I can't be sure she was a prostitute, for all I know she may have been a freelance lawyer, albeit a freelance lawyer wearing six inch heels and a red dress five sizes too small for her ample figure.
Friday joke:
The spark had been lost in a husband's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. Considering what to do in this situation, he proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife, and soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. "What are you doing in here?!?", he exclaimed. "Shhhh!," said his wife, pointing at the bed.
"You'll wake your mother".