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You know you grew up/live in Melbourne/Satellite Beach area when...
1. You've slammed on your brakes to stop for cranes.
2. You know the speed limit over Pineda should be 80.
3. You're confused now...you always thought it was 80.
4. You've counted more then 5 dead animals on wickham road.
5. When you see new construction..you automatically say.."Not another bank!"
6. You've gone the wrong way on the round-a-bout in Suntree.
7. You know what "Tables" is and its meaning.
8. You almost forgot what rain felt like.
9. You are now ammuned to the smell of a forest fire.
10. It's firday night and theres nothing to do.
11. It's saturday night and theres still nothing to do.
12. You will drive out of the county to get to a good mall.
13. You laugh at people that wear actual clothes to the beach.
14. Old men with floral print shirts and socks with sandals....enough said..
15. You know that teenagers CAN drive....it's old people who CANT!
16. You've gotten a ticket in Satellite beach.
17. You went to Teen Zone....every friday.
18. You know the nicknames "melboring" and sit-a-lot beach are is not just nicknames theyre a fact.
19. You've been to Holmes Regional for some excuse or another
20. Steak N' Shake has become a second home becuase it is the only place open past 9
21. The beach is only slightly visible through the abundance of condos
22. You can't go to Publix without seeing someone you know.
23. It seems you can't make one car trip without saying,"Wanna go to 7-Eleven?"
24. Its sunday night and STILL nothing to do..
25. You now know that the ocean isnt blue everywhere.
26. You know what gringos and mini bees are.
27. Many of your friends smoke weed.. a lot.
28. You know who the worst high school football team is.
29. Hurricanes are over rated
30. You know what a trop run is and have done it
31. Have and know what J.ed the T.I. means
32. You call "Kwik Stop" Cumberland Farms
33. You know what 'Peg Legs' '2nd Light' and 'Tables' are
34. Your house doesnt look the same as every other one on your street
35. You call "Pelican Coast" South Housing
36. Lansing Island is the closest you'll ever get to Bel Aire
37. Mr. Arcade had the coolest video games
38. Half of your high school education came out of a trailer park
39. You kno all of the best of will ferrel without ever seeing it (simpkins)
40. You've seen more of mr riley that you didnt want to
41. You've paid 5 dollars to watch a football game you knew you were gonna lose just cuz there was nothing else to do
42. You've been to Dakine Diegos a thousand timez
43. You know where to find just about all of the high school kids on monday nights. WING NIGHT DUH!
44. You pray it doesn't rain when you have a class in a trailer.
1. You've slammed on your brakes to stop for cranes.
2. You know the speed limit over Pineda should be 80.
3. You're confused now...you always thought it was 80.
4. You've counted more then 5 dead animals on wickham road.
5. When you see new construction..you automatically say.."Not another bank!"
6. You've gone the wrong way on the round-a-bout in Suntree.
7. You know what "Tables" is and its meaning.
8. You almost forgot what rain felt like.
9. You are now ammuned to the smell of a forest fire.
10. It's firday night and theres nothing to do.
11. It's saturday night and theres still nothing to do.
12. You will drive out of the county to get to a good mall.
13. You laugh at people that wear actual clothes to the beach.
14. Old men with floral print shirts and socks with sandals....enough said..
15. You know that teenagers CAN drive....it's old people who CANT!
16. You've gotten a ticket in Satellite beach.
17. You went to Teen Zone....every friday.
18. You know the nicknames "melboring" and sit-a-lot beach are is not just nicknames theyre a fact.
19. You've been to Holmes Regional for some excuse or another
20. Steak N' Shake has become a second home becuase it is the only place open past 9
21. The beach is only slightly visible through the abundance of condos
22. You can't go to Publix without seeing someone you know.
23. It seems you can't make one car trip without saying,"Wanna go to 7-Eleven?"
24. Its sunday night and STILL nothing to do..
25. You now know that the ocean isnt blue everywhere.
26. You know what gringos and mini bees are.
27. Many of your friends smoke weed.. a lot.
28. You know who the worst high school football team is.
29. Hurricanes are over rated
30. You know what a trop run is and have done it
31. Have and know what J.ed the T.I. means
32. You call "Kwik Stop" Cumberland Farms
33. You know what 'Peg Legs' '2nd Light' and 'Tables' are
34. Your house doesnt look the same as every other one on your street
35. You call "Pelican Coast" South Housing
36. Lansing Island is the closest you'll ever get to Bel Aire
37. Mr. Arcade had the coolest video games
38. Half of your high school education came out of a trailer park
39. You kno all of the best of will ferrel without ever seeing it (simpkins)
40. You've seen more of mr riley that you didnt want to
41. You've paid 5 dollars to watch a football game you knew you were gonna lose just cuz there was nothing else to do
42. You've been to Dakine Diegos a thousand timez
43. You know where to find just about all of the high school kids on monday nights. WING NIGHT DUH!
44. You pray it doesn't rain when you have a class in a trailer.