1.) Push-ups. I got sick of only being able to do five or six "real" push-ups, so I tried doing
the girlie ones. I managed to do twenty. And I hated each and every one of them.
2.) Ascii faces. Especially smiling ascii faces. I hate hate HATE them, yet I can't shake the feeling that life on the internet would go a lot easier if I'd just tack on a damn smiley face once in a while. I'd smile in person, wouldn't I? I still hate 'em.
3.) Swarms of flying ants.