I'm actually short interns at the moment, hence the note about posting open positions.
Are you offering to bring me food, Doctor Chase? Hmm...hard to say no to that sort of thing you realize? Makes a better excuse for snogging in my office then a consult file you could memo up to me.
I guess I can understand the vampire's drive, especially when faced with the temptation of a satisfying mouthful.
Oh hoh! Playing the Australian card are we? It is perfectly natural to believe that coffee is a food group, besides...what the hell is a granola anyway???
Or a Grapenut for that matter...grapes do not have nuts!
This does in no way lessen my gratefulness to you for delivering food to me, as I believe I might have lost a few pounds to a... selective vampire.
Eat more lunch, please.
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Because for some reason I'm slightly ravenous this morning. Damn vampire, sneaking up on me in the middle of the night.
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Hell, I'll do it.
Well, you know those vampires. Always ravenous for something tasty.
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Are you offering to bring me food, Doctor Chase? Hmm...hard to say no to that sort of thing you realize? Makes a better excuse for snogging in my office then a consult file you could memo up to me.
I guess I can understand the vampire's drive, especially when faced with the temptation of a satisfying mouthful.
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A satisfying mouthful, or several.
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However, I would be very thankful if you brought me food...because honestly these budgets are starting to make my brain leak out of my ears.
It's always a good thing to sate the urges of a vampire...satisfying as well.
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Vampires are very picky creatures, you know. They only take from the most tasty of victims.
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Or a Grapenut for that matter...grapes do not have nuts!
This does in no way lessen my gratefulness to you for delivering food to me, as I believe I might have lost a few pounds to a... selective vampire.
.....bring some pineapple juice?
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Grapenuts are made up of granola. Which is equally tasty.
He must have remarkable taste.
Pineapple juice is tasty. Extremely tasty. I'll gladly bring you a liter or ... two, if you like?
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Okay really I'm not since I enjoy it in yogurt.
He does appear to be a very discerning vampire, which makes keeping him well fed and content a source of pride.
Two liters please, I'm feeling a might thirsty.
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