H2O w/o Polo

[jamesthestalker]

Swim "tryout" started yesterday. We've never had tryouts for swim before. How do you think I made the team?! With our water polo coach taking over swim this year, we actually gonna have tryout and people who don't qualify for Varsity or JV will get cut. This is serious business here. I think I might have to go back to Ceramics 6th period again. I want to stay on the team, but to do that I have to learn how to swim butterfly before Friday. As much as I want to stay on the team, I realized today I really don't like swimming that much. Could it be the competition? Could it be peer pressure? Or could it be simply senioritis being applied to sports too? The last time that I swam was about four months ago. Well actually, the last time I swam was this afternoon. But I was dying yesterday during and after practice. My arms are still sore from swimming. I hope I can survive this first week. Ever driven after you swim? It sucks. With the chlorine in your eyes, that's how you fall asleep and run into the grassy area off the side of the freeway 805 South near Balboa exit. I think I need to keep oranges or lemons in my car so that everytime my eyelids feel heavy, I'll just squirt myself with fresh orange or lemon juice. I need to go study for the Government final now. But before I leave, I really want to type up the jokes that I told during lunch today because I am a dork.

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A: A buccaneer!

Q: Who is the fastest man in the Bible?
A: Adam, because he's first in the human race!

Q: Who is the funniest man in the Bible?
A: Samson, because he brought down the house!

A peanut is walking down a street and a rude person calls out "You should be honey roasted!"
"Excuse me sir," says the peanut, "but I am assaulted."