Hahaha
I thought I'd give it a shot, I usually don't post these things, but this was so ubsurd.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave spinachenko a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I pulled dylflon's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I helped kimbobway hide a body (-173 points). In January I donated bone marrow to irish_ambitions in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (36 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
jamesray
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave spinachenko a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I pulled dylflon's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I helped kimbobway hide a body (-173 points). In January I donated bone marrow to irish_ambitions in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (36 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
jamesray