TOW Boredom Overtaketh Me
Go here and look through random quotes until you find 5 that you think reflect who you are or what you believe.
“Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.”
~Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
“There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.”
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
~Red Foxx (1922 - 1991)
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”
~Mel Brooks
“Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another: ‘What, you too? I thought I was the only one!’”
~C.S. Lewis (1898 - 1963)
I need to move out. Something smells down here. I betcha it's the wet carpet. [sniffs carpet] Yep, that's what it is. Oh Shit! My PA Standards are wet. FUCK! Why can't people just TELL me when we're getting water in the basement, why did they let me sleep through it? Now my papers are wet and it stinks down here.
I'm hungry. I think I might have some of that mint chocolate chip ice cream later. After I finish this. Typing hurts. I betcha my hand is gonna fall asleep soon. I should really work on that "novel I've been working on," but I don't feel like sitting at this computer. How lazy am I? Not lazy, just missing your laptop. The laptop had a nicer keyboard, too.
Well at least I have the Terrors on this computer. How is it possible that I can be both hot AND cold at the same time? I think I smell. I should shower. But I don't want to put on my jammies. What should I watch. If I watch more Sex and the City I think I'll kill myself. I can't stand Carrie. HOW could anyone think of her as a "modern, progressive feminist." She's terrible. AH, Slidey McSlide Slide. Oh, the memories. Piper Sean soap. Of course, no one will understand that except Dolores, and maybe Val. Did I ever tell Val that story? I wonder.
Oh I'm too awake to go to bed now! Plus, I want that ice cream. Gah, my life sucks. I'm in my parent's smelly, wet basement dreaming of ice cream. Ah, youth, how fleeting. I really should write a book. What about, though? No one would want to read a book I wrote. I'm no good with plots. VENEER. People are probably thinking I'm crazy right now. Kinda spastic. Eh, who cares. Oh now it's Steve. It's just too much for me. Oh we're all going to hell. Hell. At least then I'd have moved out.
“Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.”
~Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
“There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.”
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
~Red Foxx (1922 - 1991)
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”
~Mel Brooks
“Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another: ‘What, you too? I thought I was the only one!’”
~C.S. Lewis (1898 - 1963)
I need to move out. Something smells down here. I betcha it's the wet carpet. [sniffs carpet] Yep, that's what it is. Oh Shit! My PA Standards are wet. FUCK! Why can't people just TELL me when we're getting water in the basement, why did they let me sleep through it? Now my papers are wet and it stinks down here.
I'm hungry. I think I might have some of that mint chocolate chip ice cream later. After I finish this. Typing hurts. I betcha my hand is gonna fall asleep soon. I should really work on that "novel I've been working on," but I don't feel like sitting at this computer. How lazy am I? Not lazy, just missing your laptop. The laptop had a nicer keyboard, too.
Well at least I have the Terrors on this computer. How is it possible that I can be both hot AND cold at the same time? I think I smell. I should shower. But I don't want to put on my jammies. What should I watch. If I watch more Sex and the City I think I'll kill myself. I can't stand Carrie. HOW could anyone think of her as a "modern, progressive feminist." She's terrible. AH, Slidey McSlide Slide. Oh, the memories. Piper Sean soap. Of course, no one will understand that except Dolores, and maybe Val. Did I ever tell Val that story? I wonder.
Oh I'm too awake to go to bed now! Plus, I want that ice cream. Gah, my life sucks. I'm in my parent's smelly, wet basement dreaming of ice cream. Ah, youth, how fleeting. I really should write a book. What about, though? No one would want to read a book I wrote. I'm no good with plots. VENEER. People are probably thinking I'm crazy right now. Kinda spastic. Eh, who cares. Oh now it's Steve. It's just too much for me. Oh we're all going to hell. Hell. At least then I'd have moved out.