TOW All The Ugly Clothes
I went to Old Navy today, to buy a nice shirt---similar to one I already have from them, but maybe in a different neckline or color. What I found, was ass. Everything makes a person look as though they woke up and, first thing in the morning, went through the closet, dug deep within its hidden compartments to find the most wrinkly, drab, musty, hideous shirt they wore 15 years ago, which got there because they balled it up into a pile after some hot, steamy one-night stand and tossed it. ???????? I don't get it. I'd sooner go naked. I blame Carrie from Sex and the City. All her stupid duck feathers on the ass of her denim mini skirts, and her large pins for no reason in places they shouldn't be. Bohemian Hobo Chic my ass. That's like saying, "Yummy Moldy Tin Can."
PLUS, I fucking hate Project Runway anymore. That's TWICE now Uli should have won and they gave the win to someone else. I say "should have," because they were all talking about how wonderful her gown was. Maybe I'm just too damn old, but clothing nowadays looks terrible. The gown that won looked like someone took an ugly ass plastic tablecloth from the 70s and draped it over the woman with drapery cords and scotch tape. I don't know what happened. First season, I was spot on with the judges to the point I even pointed out the same things in total agreement, and now...
WHY, oh WHY must we all look like poorly stuffed, tacky-assed, mis-matched pillows? Whatever happened to class?
However, the dude that went home should've gone LONG before now. He was just plain odd and not in a good way. I'm a little sad now that my Wednesday nights won't have me feeling like I'm being molested through the television: "Oh this makes me hot, this challenge." "Coture turns me on, hard." "I just got off designing the dress." [shudders] I think I need a shower now. I love TV that can simultaneously make you cranky and have you feel like you've been violated. Ah, the times we live in, how wonderful they are.
Lastly, just furthering the fact that I'm snooty, gakked from:
plaball
True English Nerd
You scored 86 erudition!
Not only do you know your subjects from your objects and your definite from your indefinite articles, but you've got quite a handle on the literature and the history of the language as well. Huzzah, and well done! The English snobs of Boston salute you.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 90% on erudition
Link: The Are You Truly Erudite? Test written by okellelala on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
PLUS, I fucking hate Project Runway anymore. That's TWICE now Uli should have won and they gave the win to someone else. I say "should have," because they were all talking about how wonderful her gown was. Maybe I'm just too damn old, but clothing nowadays looks terrible. The gown that won looked like someone took an ugly ass plastic tablecloth from the 70s and draped it over the woman with drapery cords and scotch tape. I don't know what happened. First season, I was spot on with the judges to the point I even pointed out the same things in total agreement, and now...
WHY, oh WHY must we all look like poorly stuffed, tacky-assed, mis-matched pillows? Whatever happened to class?
However, the dude that went home should've gone LONG before now. He was just plain odd and not in a good way. I'm a little sad now that my Wednesday nights won't have me feeling like I'm being molested through the television: "Oh this makes me hot, this challenge." "Coture turns me on, hard." "I just got off designing the dress." [shudders] I think I need a shower now. I love TV that can simultaneously make you cranky and have you feel like you've been violated. Ah, the times we live in, how wonderful they are.
Lastly, just furthering the fact that I'm snooty, gakked from:
plaball
True English Nerd
You scored 86 erudition!
Not only do you know your subjects from your objects and your definite from your indefinite articles, but you've got quite a handle on the literature and the history of the language as well. Huzzah, and well done! The English snobs of Boston salute you.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 90% on erudition
Link: The Are You Truly Erudite? Test written by okellelala on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test