A funny ass aim conversation with Michael Marchak (check out ltal his band on myspace)

Dec 08, 2005 23:32

james gxc: hey man its james, james g-i-u-c-a You remember me?
sensesXXfailed: who??
james gxc: you know.
james gxc: i have brown longer hair.
james gxc: a big penis.
james gxc: duh
sensesXXfailed: hmm
sensesXXfailed: you used to live around here?
james gxc: yea.
james gxc: u always beged me to suck ur dick
james gxc: remember and id be like dude im not gay.
james gxc: and ud laff and be like me neither and then try to pat my ass.
sensesXXfailed: its kind of ringing a bell?
sensesXXfailed: how long ago did you move?
james gxc: i moved like 2 months ago honey bunch.
james gxc: remember man
james gxc: we used to hang with this gay boy
james gxc: who always was about his muscles
james gxc: and workouts.
james gxc: he even used to get off on himself and then drink it all up claiming it was good protein.
sensesXXfailed: s-s...
sensesXXfailed: shh
sensesXXfailed: SHANE
sensesXXfailed: oh yeah!
james gxc: Lol yes.
sensesXXfailed: right right
sensesXXfailed: and wait
sensesXXfailed: we used to all hang out?
james gxc: yea
sensesXXfailed: OHH WAIT
james gxc: we used to have sausage parties
sensesXXfailed: JUKA
sensesXXfailed: ?1
james gxc: and get all sweaty
sensesXXfailed: !
james gxc: yes yes.
sensesXXfailed: AWW FUCK
sensesXXfailed: whats up dude!!
james gxc: my penis is up
sensesXXfailed: i havent talked/seen you in forever
james gxc: i cant get it down.
james gxc: its name is larry.
james gxc: i know man we should really change that.
sensesXXfailed: true we need to go out for a cup of coffee or something
sensesXXfailed: a little about me?
sensesXXfailed: well the band is going far
sensesXXfailed: we just signed to victory records
james gxc: ...
james gxc: seriously?
james gxc: oh i have a band its just me.
sensesXXfailed: there putting a 4 month tour together for us over the summer
james gxc: i play bass and keys at the same time
james gxc: what i do is slap the bass with my dick to hold a steady rythm while doing lead on keys.
sensesXXfailed: ...thats a little wierd
james gxc: did you get endorsed and lots of free equipment.
sensesXXfailed: listen bro
sensesXXfailed: ill catch you later
james gxc: Lol
sensesXXfailed: c-ya
sensesXXfailed: !
james gxc: :-*:-*:-*
sensesXXfailed: ...fuckin creep
james gxc: oh yea.
james gxc: well i fucking know where u live.
james gxc: and i will fucing stab u
sensesXXfailed: i moved a year ago you asshole
james gxc: i know
james gxc: i was talking about ur new house
james gxc: i hired a PI
sensesXXfailed: fuck
sensesXXfailed: you sick fuck
james gxc: yea
james gxc: look outside ur window
sensesXXfailed: hangon
sensesXXfailed: WTF
james gxc: wtf what?
sensesXXfailed: im calling the police
james gxc: i was joking.
sensesXXfailed: you creep
james gxc: its not me u have to look out for
james gxc: its the c4 planted under ur fridge.
sensesXXfailed: FUCKKKK
sensesXXfailed signed off at 11:27:02 PM.
sensesXXfailed signed on at 11:27:14 PM.
sensesXXfailed: hah
sensesXXfailed: just kidding
sensesXXfailed: i defused it about 3 hours ago
sensesXXfailed: i have your mother here with me
james gxc: oh you shouldnt of down that.
james gxc: defusing that
sensesXXfailed: touche mother fuck
james gxc: only sets off the other 12.
sensesXXfailed: ??@#
sensesXXfailed: ??
sensesXXfailed: FUCCKCKCK
sensesXXfailed: FKAOKF#Ok
sensesXXfailed: 3rfj3iofj
sensesXXfailed: EOKCOKOEKKOK
sensesXXfailed: OEKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
james gxc: yea bitch
james gxc: now whos a creep
james gxc: you fucking self centered prick.
james gxc: the only true way to defuse it
james gxc: is to hack into nasas mainframe, to get the 7 different key ports. which are encrypted backed up behind several fire walls.
sensesXXfailed: HAH
james gxc: once you get that, you have to solve each riddle.
sensesXXfailed: i eat that kind of network security for breakfast
james gxc: in which case will set you with a number code for each bomb.
sensesXXfailed: ive already began pinging into the 4th firewall
james gxc: the catch
james gxc: is
james gxc: they are scrambled, birthdates.
james gxc: the clues of the certain familars are locked inside a safe which is burried under your porch.
james gxc: LOL
sensesXXfailed: lmao
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