Apr 20, 2008 20:36
So It's sunday night.
Felt a bit off yesterday afternoon and was extremely drained. Fell asleep on the couch, woke at 12, went to bed.
Woke at 5 am with a migraine (what's with that???) took an asprin... and then the vommiting started. After it stopped I lay flat out on the bathroom floor as I was burning up.
My thoughts at this point were, a)What the fuck happens if I can't get up to get a phone if I need to go to hospital (have had to go to hospital before for a shot in the arse when it gets real bad). and b) Who the hell can I call to tell them what's happening incase something does go pear shaped.
Then I realised just how crappy it is that my sis and bro live in melb.Grr.
Anyway, previous to this incident my sister had rang me the night before. I pick up the phone to hear this hysterical yelling which sounded like the whole world was coming down. I thought Kim must have gone in to labour or something.
I got her to calm down just a little.. this is what she was trying to tell me.
'Ian (her partner) has just wiped his arse on my pillow'
At this point I completely lost it and sounded just as hysterical as my sister.
Hahahahahahaha. It's sadly SO obvious we are related. Seems she had told him she was going to dob him in to her little sister.. he didn't believe her.. silly man.
It's amazing what we two are capable of.
Well I should go meditate and then sleep. Hopefully not meditate and fall to sleep but i'm not holding my breath. (on the other hand YAY for normal sleep patterns and falling asleep naturally!!!!!!!!!!!)
Loves, hugs and kisses.