Ask yourself, is this as good as it gets?
6:45 AM, the alarm is blaring for me to wake up. Hit the snooze button 3 or 4 times. Realize that it's well past 7:30. I should be leaving my house right now. So I rationalize the idea of skipping my first class. Sleep until 9 AM, decided to skip more class. Sleep until 12:00. Might as well skip all my classes today. Wake up feeling sick. Should not have partied last night. Watch reruns of MacGyver and Magnum, p.i. Eventually eat, shower, download some Saturday night live clips of kazaa and go to school for a meeting with a teacher. Meeting is very unproductive. Every semester it never fails: I get into a fight with professor within the first few weeks of classes. Leave school feeling worried. Get home, have a beer. Watch The Simpsons and That 70's show. Fall asleep. Wake up. Catch some of "American Idol." Read excerpts from Hunter S. Tompson's book, "The Great Shark Hunt." Drink another beer. Check the internet for new job listings. I only want to work for the state. Go to Starbucks: decaf, grande americano, with room. Go back home. Read other random peoples Livejournals. Write this. Go to bed.