The Masculinity Crisis

Feb 03, 2006 01:51

The steam room got too crowded while a bunch of muscle maries walked in. Tiny towels loosely covering the private, the only thing obvious in the midst of steam would be their oversize chests (read breasts). the bunch of chop-heads (individuals with to-die-for bodies and an unappealing face) sat on the lower bench, squeezing the rest of the people against the wall; and the homo-erotic show commenced.

"my god, dont you think my chest is smaller now? i have been slacking off for the past week, my bf started to complain la..." a guy with at least 40" breast ranted.

He then grabbed the hand of his friend and put it on his breast.

"Try squeeze it! Don't you think i should add another 5 pounds to the routine tomorrow?"

"My dear, your chest is the best among us already la... your asshole bf still can complain meh?"

"Goodness, his chest is 2" bigger la! just donno how he train lo... i follow the same thing he does ... then he got so big altho he is smaller built than me."

I was in such a state of shock! First, it's possible to have someone complaining 40" breast... well, yea, that would be me, for they are too big. But then aside from that, who would, if size does matter? Second, that guy wasnt even tall... 5'5" at most, i just think he needs to reevaluate his proportion.

Another mary walked to him and started to feel his breast. He took a deep breath and try to push his chest as big as possible.

"Aiyo, ok ma, last week it was also the same ma... still firm and nice la!"

My curiosity ran wild... do they actually squeeze each other routinely and periodically?

"i think i will skip my abs tomorrow, i will concentrate more on my chest more... damn, cannot let it gets small ler... so unman..."

Man? try check out the real str8 men outside, who has those 40" breast. Was masculinity endangered when you have small chest? the same issue bothers our fellow female counterparts for a long time. But their obsession with their breast has far prevailed the ladies. So, where is the man-ness afterall?
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