my letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday pyrokitten_mew and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed foamslice's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I helped keikoxxx hide a body (-173 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I helped kassie_bo see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-206 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jamescarrington