So yeah, a fun week of summer has passed, and what better way to tell it all by using pictures.
Thursday I went to Cowboys with my two favorite Bond Girls, BJ and Chocolat.
It was both their first times going out to any club ever! I was so glad to devirginize them to orlando nightlife. Oh man, the cost was only seven dollars, and my dignity lol! That night there was the Boots and Boxers Nite there, and i got suckered into doing it!! I was like ehhhh, then Brittany was like hey you made me enter the swimsuit competion so you enter this contest. HAHAHA, so i stripped for all the ladies in the bar and did a little dance, which i must say, i was very good. The DJ guy was like whoa! he must practice this at home! But i only got like 5th place, i lost to a fat guy with nipple piercings! but whatever, ill win sometime, after some intense months of working out.
Soooo then I did more stuff, like work. Oh yeah hung out with the Megster and Jocelyn and Kristen with Brendon at the Social. Definitely fun, need to hang out with them more often.
The went to the beach with Heather and Greg and Alex on Sunday, my only day off. Originally Greg couldn't go, so we went to his house and kidnapped him. It was great. Greatest time at the beach ever.
The Lovely Heather at the beach
Three of the hottest studs, ever
Skim boarding say wha-wha! but only for like two minutes cause we gave up to go chill in the ocean with the dolphins
Greg, being hot. damn him.
Then went to go eat, or rather, i went to go eat while they drank their free water, and watched me eat my delicious meal. mmmmm key lime pieeee....
Alex burying me in the sand
We kinda gave up and covered me with bogie boards
This caused us to go back into the ocean and take off our clothes to get the sand off, everyone except Alex that is.
Heatha shakin it like a salt shaka
Then Alex thought that hed shower off to go home. Not what Greg was thinking, back in the sand.
Hey, a photo op, what can i say, we're hot.
Gettin down and dirrty in the sand
LOLOLOL!!!! We're sea turtles trying to get back to the sea!! "Cover my eggs! Help me cover my eggs!"
Then we had to strip down and change our clothes. Heather looked like she needed some help, so being the good friend, of course i helped her.
THENNNNNN I found out i lost my key in the ocean, as well as my cool free sunglasses. :( sad day i know, hahaha! so i had to call my mom and plead with her to bring the spare key up the new symrna 45 minutes away. She reluctintly obliged, and in the mean time, we had to wait... and wait...
While looking for a metal coat hanger to have a back alley abortion, i mean unlock my car door, greg found a roll of wall paper, and dressed himself up as a roman senator.
We had some time to spare, so we went across the street to 7-11 to get some snacks - "Can i get some milk with these cookies!!" - and preceeded to have a picnic in the park. Oh we had fun, we FANTA-d until the sun came down, literally.
So my mom came up to our rescue, almost killed me again, and then we went home thus ending a FANTASTIC day at the beach.
(I think that these all might have been a 'you had to be there' moments, but i know you're jealous you werent there, i know it)
Then I worked, all day everyday for the rest of the week, or at least until now.
Im going to Miami tomorrow, for some good Ariel time, so expect some more provocing stories and provocating pictures.