ZACT now!
Folks...it has come to my attention that we as a society are not nearly as well prepared for the inevitable Zombie Apocolypse as we may like to believe. Oh sure, they're slow and dumb, but mainly slow. But they will have numbers because the stupid will be taken first...and there's a lot of stupids. So folks, my plan is the Zombie Apocolypse Calling Tree or ZACT. It's pretty simple, it's like any other calling tree that you might find if you were say...on a PTA or a neighborhood watch. But this purpose is for that emergency that we all will face at some point; the unavoidable zombie attack.
But this my friends cannot be your only means to survive, this is just a forewarning system, you must also have an escape plan! Not all of us can hop on a helicopter bound for France.
I know...you're ZOMG'ing either over the fact that I'm posting or just how important of information this post as within. But take a breath...in with the good air, out with the bad. And do this simple little thing that will give you a smile, if only for a brief moment. Open notepad, or some other text editor. Open Gtalk. Write down all the status' (stati? statususes?) you see (add any punctuation you wish):
Skip! Home, but probably not paying attention here. Available. MOVING ON UP! Where in the world are you? home at work In a Socialist Paradise. must not forget baby at daycare in WA...ibuprofen, do my bidding had a healthful breakfast. idle
Other than that, how are you? No I haven't been reading your page, no I'm not sorry...well maybe if you posted something interesting...yes, I'm kidding. Everything you say is interesting...yes, I'm still kidding...no, I do love you...awe baby, don't say that!
Okay, I think I must have taken the goofy pills today, hope I made at least one of you smile.
But this my friends cannot be your only means to survive, this is just a forewarning system, you must also have an escape plan! Not all of us can hop on a helicopter bound for France.
I know...you're ZOMG'ing either over the fact that I'm posting or just how important of information this post as within. But take a breath...in with the good air, out with the bad. And do this simple little thing that will give you a smile, if only for a brief moment. Open notepad, or some other text editor. Open Gtalk. Write down all the status' (stati? statususes?) you see (add any punctuation you wish):
Skip! Home, but probably not paying attention here. Available. MOVING ON UP! Where in the world are you? home at work In a Socialist Paradise. must not forget baby at daycare in WA...ibuprofen, do my bidding had a healthful breakfast. idle
Other than that, how are you? No I haven't been reading your page, no I'm not sorry...well maybe if you posted something interesting...yes, I'm kidding. Everything you say is interesting...yes, I'm still kidding...no, I do love you...awe baby, don't say that!
Okay, I think I must have taken the goofy pills today, hope I made at least one of you smile.