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Materials:
Slippers, cardboard, scissors, scotch tape
Procedure:
step one: have a buddy system in case something goes wrong, you never know what could happen when mending.
step two: cut cardoard piece that will fit into the bottom of the slipper
step three: cut or ,if your a man, tear a slit into your slipper toward the frontal area as shown below
step four: insert cardboard piece into slit
step five: cut, or if your a MAN, BITE a peice of scotch tape off and fit it into the inside of the slit so the slit does not further tear and is held together.
*note: also place another piece on the outside.this is for intense ikea slippers users (randal and casey) this does not effect slip and slidage.
step six: proudly wear your slippers for everyone to see
*note notice the farmer tan
ikea slippers can be sported in many different ways. With black socks which is a bit sportier and a little sophistocated...with white socks which is a bit more clean and homie looking...or you can get down and dirty with the no sock savage grandfather look...
you can do many things in ikea slipper such as make stawberry milk
or drink strawberry milk
or FOR INTENSE SLIPPER WEARERS ONLY you can dangerously slip and slide in the saftey of your own home...these stunts are done by profssionals using the buddy system and should not be repeated by anyone except for casey and randal...
you can nap in your slippers
i am really sleeping here
or you can nap with your slippers
im not really sleeping here
i love my slippers
im sorry i am grounded and have no life and this is what i did ALL DAY but if it makes this terrible entry any better my little brother thinks it is awesome that i posted pictures of him on the internet...
little does he know it wasnt the first time..............jkidding
sunsplash on saturday morning whoever wants to go just somehow let me know and ill call you with info.....there are actually people going i am so glad.......im a looser and cant wait to get my NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND......kbye
love,
BOOSTIE