May 5th
So. Yes. Hi.
I'm guessing that everyone and their mum has nothing to talk about but what happened the other day. I'd.... rather not get into that myself, but if anyone's in need of someone to listen, cry on, and all of the stuff that comes along, I'm around. Usually ( Read more... )
I'm guessing that everyone and their mum has nothing to talk about but what happened the other day. I'd.... rather not get into that myself, but if anyone's in need of someone to listen, cry on, and all of the stuff that comes along, I'm around. Usually ( Read more... )
Can we run away? Please?
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To a beach somewhere? Sun, sand, and not having to deal with any of this? Sounds pretty damn good to me.
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Anywhere. Croatia? Let's go to Croatia.
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Croatia. Croatia is good. Anywhere but here and London is good, really, and would be much, much better than this.
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We could make up names for ourselves and hide out there. Like secret agents. Except...not.
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Secret agents would be pretty damn cool, though. I'll be James Bond and... we'll think up a name for you.
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But all the good Bond girl names are taken! I mean, I simply can't just be another Pussy Galore.
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We're pretty brilliant. I'm sure we can think of something, eh? Worst comes to worst, we'll talk about assets that you have your fantastic features.
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You're talking about my gorgeous hair and eyes, of course.
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You do have amazing eyes, Rinny. What else would I be talking about?
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I have no idea! You're such a sweet guy, you couldn't possibly be talking about anything else.
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Exactly. And with such fantastic eyes and hair, how could I notice anything else?
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I don't know. My hair and eyes are so amazing, no one could notice anything else about me.
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Nobody in their right mind would, anyway. Unless they happen to have very, very bad minds. Which I don't.
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Oh, of course not! You? A bad mind? Never.
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I'm totally innocent. Totally. Not a bad thought here, ever.
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