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[jameel]

Has there been an epidemic of LiveJournal/Facebook crosspostings I missed or something?

EDIT: If I see you crossposting your comments, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!

Comments

[liabrown]

What if we don't have testicles?

[jameel]

You will be issued a standard set of testicles, which will then be dissolved.

[liabrown]

Oh man :(

[viscous]

Eh, it's not like you will have had time to really get attached to them.

[psywildfire]

I'm disturbed that you have a STANDARD set for just such an occasion.

-WF

[jacquez]

Are they lab-grown, or does he merely keep around FDA-approved implants for the occasion?